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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2009, 03:25:06 PM »
Has she moved already  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2009, 03:29:08 PM »
I fear she has changed the locks!!  eeek:

He may be with us for sometime  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2009, 04:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2009, 03:29:08 PM
I fear she has changed the locks!!  eeek:

He may be with us for sometime  noooo:
Still, plenty of bananas to keep him going while he is there...  whistle:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2009, 04:13:20 PM »
I am teaching him to cook a bit later. He is hopeless in the kitchen so we are therapeutically making a pie and  cake for tea.

Anyhoo, he may have to start fending for himself soon  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 04:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2009, 04:13:20 PM
I am teaching him to cook a bit later. He is hopeless in the kitchen so we are therapeutically making a pie and  cake for tea.

Anyhoo, he may have to start fending for himself soon  noooo:

Not a Steak and Ale pie though  noooo:

It's like a whole new series of Men Behaving Badly  lol:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2009, 04:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 28, 2009, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2009, 04:13:20 PM
I am teaching him to cook a bit later. He is hopeless in the kitchen so we are therapeutically making a pie and  cake for tea.

Anyhoo, he may have to start fending for himself soon  noooo:

Not a Steak and Ale pie though  noooo:

It's like a whole new series of Men Behaving Badly  lol:
Or the Odd Couple...  whistle:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2009, 04:18:53 PM »
He wandered down to the pub earlier, but Mrs Nick gave him one of her looks ( scared2:) and he stuck to fruit juice
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2009, 04:21:07 PM »
Have you not briefed him on the rules of the house yet  eeek:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2009, 04:24:15 PM »
All disciplinary matters are left to Mrs Nick. She excels at it  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2009, 04:50:06 PM »
If his wife is out and has changed the locks or not he should nip round and get into the house. Possession is nine tenths of the law.  whistle:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2009, 06:47:34 PM »
Mrs Nick reports back that she is in a 'dangerous' mood  scared2:

I have made him make a cake!! (For us to eat)
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2009, 08:11:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2009, 06:47:34 PM
Mrs Nick reports back that she is in a 'dangerous' mood  scared2:

I have made him make a cake!! (For us to eat)

Well at least she has had the good grace to give you an early warning.

You must now do absolutely nothing to upset her - good luck  lol:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2009, 09:02:54 PM »
She is nothing to do with me!!
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2009, 09:36:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
Plod stake out the village

My mate done for driving over the limit  noooo:

Wife comes round and says he is dead meat scared2:

Spare bed made up   noooo:


It seems to be catching
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2009, 08:59:29 AM »
Update number ???  (can't be arsed to look back through the thread )

Has contact with the wife been made ?
Did mate manage to get a good nights sleep or did his conscience bother him all night?
Did Mrs Nick manage to offload some of her dangerous mood?
Did humble pie reduce any of the EU stockpiles of banana's , figs and mushrooms?


All this in today's episode of Nickenders  lol:
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