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Offline Nick

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Oh dear
« on: February 27, 2009, 08:46:50 PM »
Plod stake out the village

My mate done for driving over the limit  noooo:

Wife comes round and says he is dead meat scared2:

Spare bed made up   noooo:

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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 08:54:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 27, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
Wife comes round and says he is dead meat scared2:
Spare bed made up   noooo:

For the wife  eeek:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 08:58:53 PM »
Have they nothing better to do?  eeek:

Send 'em down 'ere to catch da gangstas, innit!

See also: bankers, pimps, dealers, fraudsters, politicians etc
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2009, 09:14:08 AM »
Well he turned up here at 3.30  eeek:

He is now in the spare room. I have just bought him a toothbrush. noooo:

He sent a text to his son earlier (age 10) who replied 'Mum is not happy with u'  scared2:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2009, 09:20:00 AM »
You have now officially set up a refuge for drink drivers  eeek:

You can apply for charitable status but will need to organise some therapy and repentive activities for your members - Nick's 12 steps to self destruction  lol:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2009, 09:21:55 AM »
His wife has just turned up and left a suitcase on our doorstep  eeek:

It seems we have a lodger  noooo:

He is crying on Mrs Nick's shoulder
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 09:26:41 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 28, 2009, 09:20:00 AM
You have now officially set up a refuge for drink drivers  eeek:

You can apply for charitable status but will need to organise some therapy and repentitive activities for your members - Nick's 12 steps to self destruction  lol:

Alternatively, open a bar in your lounge on the new rug like....
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2009, 09:34:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2009, 09:21:55 AM
His wife has just turned up and left a suitcase on our doorstep  eeek:

It seems we have a lodger  noooo:

He is crying on Mrs Nick's shoulder

You know it will be all your fault don't you !!!
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2009, 09:36:18 AM »
I imagine so  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2009, 12:40:54 PM »
Update: it's like having a ghost in the house. Poor chap is in a shocking state. The Judge is popping later for a consultation  noooo:

Update 2: He has asked Mrs Nick to act as an intermediary  eeek:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2009, 12:52:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2009, 12:40:54 PM
Update: it's like having a ghost in the house. Poor chap is in a shocking state. The Judge is popping later for a consultation  noooo:

Update 2: He has asked Mrs Nick to act as an intermediary  eeek:
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Between who, the wife and he the judge and he or both?
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2009, 01:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2009, 12:40:54 PM
Update: it's like having a ghost in the house. Poor chap is in a shocking state. The Judge is popping later for a consultation  noooo:

Update 2: He has asked Mrs Nick to act as an intermediary  eeek:

Is that his wife  confused2:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2009, 01:05:13 PM »
My comments are all in a PM.  evil:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2009, 01:05:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2009, 12:52:43 PM
Between who, the wife and he the judge and he or both?

It is getting like a Peter Greenaway film isn't it  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2009, 02:46:58 PM »
Update: Mrs Nick went round to see The Wife, but she is not there  noooo:
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