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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2009, 09:05:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 01, 2009, 08:59:29 AM
Update number ???  (can't be arsed to look back through the thread )

Has contact with the wife been made ?
Did mate manage to get a good nights sleep or did his conscience bother him all night?
Did Mrs Nick manage to offload some of her dangerous mood?
Did humble pie reduce any of the EU stockpiles of banana's , figs and mushrooms?


All this in today's episode of Nickenders  lol:

And was the rug comfortable... we should be told....  rubschin:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2009, 09:20:11 AM »
It wasn't Mrs Nick's dangerous mood, it was The Wife's!!  Banghead

He has gone out (early) but all his stuff is still here. He intends, he claims, to go home today.  whistle:

We shall see how that goes  noooo:

The Plod is deffo targetting the village. They were cruising about all last evening and got, we think, two more!! noooo:

Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 09:33:06 AM by Nick »
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2009, 09:39:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
The Plod is deffo targetting the village. They were cruising about all last evening and got, we think, two more!! noooo:

Sounds to me like thay need to.  rubschin:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2009, 09:48:33 AM »
You are quite right. Odd thing is that when the attack which has led to the murder investigation was reported the police took three hours to arrive!! Priorities?
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2009, 09:52:54 AM »
Different division perhaps?
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2009, 09:54:06 AM »
Local police station is a mile away. Driving over the limit? Instant response. Assault and GBH? Pass the doughnuts
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2009, 10:01:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling

Oh dear - don't think that is wise  noooo:

If she is that mad the flowers are likely to be thrown in his face and the card torn to shreds - adding fuel to the flames of fury and he will be back at yours tonight.

But hey - she might be reasonable  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2009, 10:04:57 AM »
He has gone round to leave them on the doorstep  scared2:. I must go and put the coffee on  ::)
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2009, 10:06:46 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 01, 2009, 09:39:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
The Plod is deffo targetting the village. They were cruising about all last evening and got, we think, two more!! noooo:

Sounds to me like thay need to.  rubschin:
That depends IMHO....  rubschin:

Were these 'two more' spotted driving erratically, crashing their cars, unable to control their vehicles and a danger to the public...?

Or were they 'trapped' like Nick and found to be over and arbitrary alcohol limit which bears no relationship to their ability to control a motor vehicle...?

I'd suspect the latter...  noooo:

Well done plod, two more members of the public given criminal records and two more successful numbers on the crime figures...

Meanwhile real crime spirals out of control.... 
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2009, 10:08:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 09:20:11 AM


Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling

Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
 It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:

Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2009, 10:10:01 AM »
Without wishing to make any excuses I can see the whole length of the main road from my house. The Plod are up and down here each evening taking car numbers. Then they lie in wait.

We had the Serious Incident Squad doing door to door here yesterday. 'Did you see anything suspicious on the evening of November 14th?' (This for 'the murder') Good grief!!

My neighbour tells me that he called the police at 1.00 a.m. one Friday to sort out a load of youths shouting and fighting outside his house. The police came - at 10 the next morning  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2009, 10:12:10 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 01, 2009, 10:08:00 AM
Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
 It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:
Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:

Good to see you back  cloud9: - you have been missed  lol:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2009, 10:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 01, 2009, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 01, 2009, 10:08:00 AM
Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
 It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:
Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:

Good to see you back  cloud9: - you have been missed  lol:

Thank you MD. I've been in hossy having an internal fire put out. ::)
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2009, 10:22:14 AM »
HOSPITAL???  eeek:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2009, 10:23:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 10:22:14 AM
HOSPITAL???  eeek:

Yes. Bladder replacement dept.
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