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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2009, 10:23:28 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 01, 2009, 10:08:00 AM
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Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling

Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
 It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:

Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2009, 10:27:14 AM »
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2009, 10:28:23 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 01, 2009, 10:23:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 10:22:14 AM
HOSPITAL???  eeek:

Yes. Bladder replacement dept.

Well glad it was successful  8) 8) 8)

Now gently does it eh ...ease yourself back in slowly  ;)
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2009, 10:42:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 09:54:06 AM
Local police station is a mile away. Driving over the limit? Instant response. Assault and GBH? Pass the doughnuts

Not making excuses for the police but the newspaper articles seem to indicate that the chap didn't dial 999 bit just 'reported' the incident later.

TBH I cannot see how a murder charge will stick even if they find someone to prosecute.
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #49 on: March 01, 2009, 10:46:44 AM »
Well about a three month interval between attack and death makes it manslaughter at worst.

The Lodger is now cleaning our oven  rubschin:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #50 on: March 01, 2009, 10:49:28 AM »
Cleaning the oven? He must be in a bad way.  eeek:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2009, 10:54:19 AM »
He foolishly offered to help out and Mrs Nick pounced  lol:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2009, 10:55:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
The Lodger is now cleaning our oven  rubschin:
eeek: A gas oven...?  eeek:

Are you sure he is cleaning it...?  scared2:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2009, 10:58:48 AM »
 eeek:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2009, 12:47:46 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 01, 2009, 10:08:00 AM
Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:

I broadly agree.

If the marriage is bad enough that she will not stand by him when he makes a stupid mistake, he is probably better off out of it.
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #55 on: March 01, 2009, 01:02:48 PM »
Well it seems negotiations have been opened  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #56 on: March 01, 2009, 01:59:12 PM »
This situation does seem ludicrous  noooo:

Is his wife so perfect that she has never made a mistake in her life - or is this something that your mate has a history of and this is the last straw so to speak  rubschin:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #57 on: March 01, 2009, 02:15:15 PM »
She claims it's the last straw, but she is rather hot tempered. And yes it is ludicrous and exhausting. I have lost the plot a bit, but I think she is currently dictating terms  scared2:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #58 on: March 01, 2009, 04:06:04 PM »
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2009, 04:17:14 PM »
Well it has been a bit of funny weekend!! He has gone out now, but expects to be back later and here overnight, and maybe for a bit longer, or maybe not. Perhaps he has to find a place to rent. Maybe not. I dunno!  shrugs:

At least I have a live in taxi driver now  lol:
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