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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #90 on: March 01, 2009, 10:13:15 PM »
He has gone home!  happy088

He'll be back, mark my werds.

Mice of feather stick together...or summat like that. rubschin:

Did you say he's a taxi driver? eeek:

No bloody wonder his missus has seen her arse.
Another one of Gordos great unwashed about to join his exclusive club of poverty then ey?

Does missus tolerant forgiving angel narky arse werk by any chance?

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #91 on: March 01, 2009, 10:30:11 PM »
She claims it's the last straw, but she is rather hot tempered. And yes it is ludicrous and exhausting. I have lost the plot a bit, but I think she is currently dictating terms  scared2:

Is she now? Would he like ME to come over and have a werd with her like?
I can be most diplomatic in times of need. evil:

I'll even bring a freshly cut bunch of nettles for her, wrapped up in my finest of rusty barbed wire.

HOW, bloody pray to the Lord, is her ranting and raging, and kicking him out going to solve any problems, useless bloody munter she obviously is.
I need to see her.  Angry9: I have fire developing in my belly. Angry9:

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #92 on: March 02, 2009, 07:40:39 AM »
She claims it's the last straw, but she is rather hot tempered. And yes it is ludicrous and exhausting. I have lost the plot a bit, but I think she is currently dictating terms  scared2:

Is she now? Would he like ME to come over and have a werd with her like?
I can be most diplomatic in times of need. evil:

I'll even bring a freshly cut bunch of nettles for her, wrapped up in my finest of rusty barbed wire.

HOW, bloody pray to the Lord, is her ranting and raging, and kicking him out going to solve any problems, useless bloody munter she obviously is.
I need to see her.  Angry9: I have fire developing in my belly. Angry9:

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #93 on: March 02, 2009, 07:49:44 AM »
He has gone home!  happy088

He'll be back, mark my werds.

Mice of feather stick together...or summat like that. rubschin:

Did you say he's a taxi driver? eeek:

No bloody wonder his missus has seen her arse.
Another one of Gordos great unwashed about to join his exclusive club of poverty then ey?

Does missus tolerant forgiving angel narky arse werk by any chance?

No, he is not a taxi driver (except unofficially). They both werk in finance
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #94 on: March 02, 2009, 08:07:54 AM »
Oh dear, I have just found radio 7.  Currently listening to 'The Goons'  you will get no sense out of me for the duration.....Sooo no change there then. redface:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #95 on: March 02, 2009, 08:32:49 AM »
Oh dear, I have just found radio 7.  Currently listening to 'The Goons'  you will get no sense out of me for the duration.....Sooo no change there then. redface:
Wimmin ey?  Shrugs:

Most unpredictable, and always going off on a tangent.  confused:

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #96 on: March 02, 2009, 08:34:21 AM »
It does seem to be developing into a theme  rubschin:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #97 on: March 02, 2009, 08:34:54 AM »
They both werk in finance

Ocean ????

Hope she's not in direct contact with customers - she's hardly the listening sort  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #98 on: March 02, 2009, 08:39:30 AM »
I don't think that to work for 'Ocean' you need to listen, just sign them up and take their money. confused:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #99 on: March 02, 2009, 08:39:43 AM »
No, a posher type  ::)
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #100 on: March 02, 2009, 08:42:59 AM »
Was this geezer REALLY crying yesterday, i mean REALLY crying in a sobbing type of way...with tears like?  eeek:
Almost unbelievable that a wumman can reduce a man mouse to that, really staggering.

I need to meet her.

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #101 on: March 02, 2009, 08:47:45 AM »
They have a 10 year old. He was upset about that
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #102 on: March 02, 2009, 08:53:59 AM »
They have a 10 year old. He was upset about that

He's upset he's got a 10 year old? confused:

I'm upset I've got 34, 16 and 15 yr olds, but I don't burst into tears about it.

Tell him to gerra grip of himself, or i'll be 'round to knock some sense into him, friggin' whimpering pup. Banghead

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #103 on: March 02, 2009, 08:55:43 AM »
I may be hearing from him later. He is off to see a solicitor today. We shall await developments
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #104 on: March 02, 2009, 09:06:46 AM »
Was this geezer REALLY crying yesterday, i mean REALLY crying in a sobbing type of way...with tears like?  eeek:
Almost unbelievable that a wumman can reduce a man mouse to that, really staggering.

He had probably just stubbed his toe - after all men don't have their tear ducts connected to their emotions - it's a biological fact   lol:  lol:  lol:

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