Oh dear

[Nick]

Sorry I don't mean to be harsh but if this was some chav who had been down weatherspoons and then crashed into and killed a small child we'd be all over him like a rash. Just because he is a mate is no reason to excuse his actions. Sympathise with the consequences sure, but frankly he deserves him. For a two year ban, massive fine and possible community service he must have been seriously over the limit. Not just a couple of glasses of wine on an empty stomach.

He was almost three times over 

[Bar Wench]

Then frankly he deserves everything he gets and his missus has every right to kick him up and down from here to next week if that is what she wants to do.

[GROWLER]

I think your case was slightly different by the sounds of it, and you were a tad unlucky, getting pulled because you had a brake light out. Hardly bladdered were you?
However, rules is rules, and on your own admission you were a naughty boy.

How's the push bike then? Losing a bit off that exceedingly fat gut of yours yet then?

[Nick]

I am managing quite well tbh. ONly prob so far was having to saw a can of tomatoes in half 

[Bar Wench]

I think your case was slightly different by the sounds of it, and you were a tad unlucky, getting pulled because you had a brake light out. Hardly bladdered were you?
However, rules is rules, and on your own admission you were a naughty boy.

How's the push bike then? Losing a bit off that exceedingly fat gut of yours yet then?

I wasn't meaning to have a go at Nick. Like I said, there is a huge difference between a couple of glasses of wine on an empty stomach and THREE TIMES over the limit.

[GROWLER]

Then frankly he deserves everything he gets and his missus has every right to kick him up and down from here to next week if that is what she wants to do.

Is right, soft shite. (not you....HIM) Glad he was pulled if that's the case, before he killed someone.

HOWEVER, I still don't think kicking him out and reducing him to a quivering wreck is going to solve anything. What's done is done, and there's no turning the clock back.
Hopefully the shock and humiliation of all this will have the desired effect.

[Bar Wench]

Which I would. I said I wouldn't kick him out and we'd still be together but that doesn't mean that he gets a do not go to jail card in private. He'd be seriously in the dog house and IMHO rightly so.

[Nick]

Mrs Nick used the opportunity to do a bit more finger wagging 

[Bar Wench]

Then frankly he deserves everything he gets and his missus has every right to kick him up and down from here to next week if that is what she wants to do.

Is right, soft shite. Glad he was pulled if that's the case, before he killed someone.

HOWEVER, I still don't think kicking him out and reducing him to a quivering wreck is going to solve anything. What's done is done, and there's no turning the clock back.
Hopefully the shock and humiliation of all this will have the desired effect.

Of course there is no turning the clock back but to do something that extreme and not expect some sort of negative reaction from his missus is absurd. And frankly if he was reduced to a quivering wreck and didn't shout back then he knew he was in the wrong. Most men have a good idea of what to excpect from their wives/partners if they do something idiotic. Mr Wench is under no illusion about what his home life would be if he did something similar. If it means he thinks twice before using his car as a possible weapon then all the better.

[GROWLER]

I am managing quite well tbh. ONly prob so far was having to saw a can of tomatoes in half  

Errrrrr, yes, I can quite understand that.














wtf's he rambling on about now then?

[Bar Wench]

Mrs Nick used the opportunity to do a bit more finger wagging 

I think you got off pretty lightly with Mrs Nick under the circumstances. If all it's cost you is a carpet and a rap across the knuckles you should think yourself lucky considering what a ummmm volatile individual she is.

[Nick]

She is presently being fingerprinted 

[GROWLER]

Mrs Nick used the opportunity to do a bit more finger wagging 

I think you got off pretty lightly with Mrs Nick under the circumstances. If all it's cost you is a carpet and a rap across the knuckles you should think yourself lucky considering what a ummmm volatile individual she is.

Very tactful use of werds there Wenchonio, very tactful.
I'm still calm.

[Nick]

Is that because she did not mention RUGS?

[GROWLER]

Is that because she did not mention RUGS?

 SHUT IT.