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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Things not to do when you are drunk
« on: February 28, 2009, 10:00:52 AM »
Drive - obviously  noooo:
Argue with a police officer  noooo:
Text people at 4.45 in the morning  evil:
Ring your mother  redface:
Sign any papers
Propose marriage
Get a tattoo
Be sick on the last tube home  redface:
Frogleap bollards
Trolly races  noooo:
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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2009, 10:02:44 AM »
Bloody hell, that was quite a night - were you celebrating something like...?  Shrugs:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 10:14:39 AM »
Think it was a Wednesday  lol:
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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2009, 10:23:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 28, 2009, 10:14:39 AM
Think it was a Wednesday  lol:

Just an ordinary 'girls night out' then? ;D
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2009, 10:31:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2009, 10:23:11 AM
Just an ordinary 'girls night out' then? ;D

You must come on the next one Miss C  lol:

Other things to add to the list

Think you can sing  noooo:
Admire the beauty of the stars whilst still trying to walk home  doh:
Decide to cook something when you get home  redface:

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2009, 10:43:26 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 28, 2009, 10:31:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2009, 10:23:11 AM
Just an ordinary 'girls night out' then? ;D

You must come on the next one Miss C  lol:

Other things to add to the list

Think you can sing  noooo:
Admire the beauty of the stars whilst still trying to walk home  doh:
Decide to cook something when you get home  redface:

Thank you Miss D.... Can you see stars in london?  Before you have fallen over that is ;)


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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 10:49:58 AM »
You can see them just about - but when you have fallen over you can see some very special ones of your own  noooo:
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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2009, 09:37:32 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 28, 2009, 10:31:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 28, 2009, 10:23:11 AM
Just an ordinary 'girls night out' then? ;D

You must come on the next one Miss C  lol:

Other things to add to the list

Think you can sing  noooo:
Admire the beauty of the stars whilst still trying to walk home  doh:
Decide to cook something when you get home  redface:


Hug a tree
Tell your mate he is the bestests and you love him
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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 08:19:23 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 28, 2009, 09:37:32 PM
Tell your mate he is the bestests and you love him

AAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ya big softy  cloud9:
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Re: Things not to do when you are drunk
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 12:52:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 28, 2009, 10:31:52 AM
Decide to cook something when you get home  redface:

Sister in law, when still single, burned down her house and nearly killed herself when she decided to make chips when she came home the worse for drink. noooo:
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