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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2009, 06:58:29 PM »
LL has been pruning today... I have been tasked with throwing the bits over the cliff... spiky, sharp, catchy bloody things!  cussing:

Don't you have recycling bins like? If you chucked stuff off a cliff in this country you would be arrested within 3 nanoseconds

No… it is de rigueur here to chuck all your stuff into the next (empty) plot along…   whistle:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2009, 07:02:25 PM »
The mowing the lawn is not the problem Miss C - it is the beggin bloody neighbours that are  evil:

Well, I don't actually have a lawn.... now do you see why it is a problem. confused:

We all have maintainance to do when it's necessary Miss C  lol:


 lol: Noo it was LL who was pruning her straggly bush today not me honest, if you don't believe me just pop over to Cyprus and look at the clippings before BM disposes of them. ;)
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2009, 07:03:01 PM »
The mowing the lawn is not the problem Miss C - it is the beggin bloody neighbours that are  evil:

Well, I don't actually have a lawn.... now do you see why it is a problem. confused:

We all have maintainance to do when it's necessary Miss C  lol:


 lol: Noo it was LL who was pruning her straggly bush today not me honest, if you don't believe me just pop over to Cyprus and look at the clippings before BM disposes of them. ;)
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2009, 07:03:46 PM »
I don't believe thats on my list of chores

I am just rushing off to review the contract  eeek:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2009, 07:12:22 PM »
washed the car, planted shallots and onions cloud9: I blame the weather

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2009, 08:19:53 PM »
Happy bunch farmers eh  noooo:


She says - being  daughter of a farmer  lol:


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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2009, 08:31:04 PM »
Happy bunch farmers eh  noooo:
She says - being  daughter of a farmer  lol:
Do I need a legal disclaimer and a DNA test?

I think you're safe - I do not share your joy of turnips  lol:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2009, 09:11:44 PM »
Happy bunch farmers eh  noooo:
She says - being  daughter of a farmer  lol:
Do I need a legal disclaimer and a DNA test?

I think you're safe - I do not share your joy of turnips  lol:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2009, 07:59:39 AM »
Happy bunch farmers eh  noooo:
She says - being  daughter of a farmer  lol:
Do I need a legal disclaimer and a DNA test?

I think you're safe - I do not share your joy of turnips  lol:

That's because the 'turnip' gene is passed down through the matriarchal gene Miss D. ;)
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2009, 08:09:42 AM »
and what vegetable does the paternal gene favour  rubschin:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2009, 08:15:01 AM »
Not sure Miss D I will go and conduct some experiments on the men I have chained up in the basement......
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2009, 08:51:19 AM »
If it's Spring, why haven't the bastard clocks gone back ey? ANOTHER 4 bloody weeks yet ffs. cussing:
I'm sick to the back teeth of these dark evenings, and there is absolutely no reason why they can't change the dates to November 1st for clocks going back, and March 1st for forward.
I'm going to start a petition.

No doubt all the turnip growers in the land would kick off though I suppose, bloody farmers / DEFRA/ E.A., H&S shite  etc. Banghead

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2009, 08:52:01 AM »
I don't see why we change the clocks at all  noooo:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2009, 08:57:16 AM »
I don't see why we change the clocks at all  noooo:

No doubt DS will be along shortly to explain all....bloody farmers.  Banghead

My idea is a compromise, to keep the 'poor' whimpering bastards happy...ish. ::)
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2009, 08:58:38 AM »
I have never met a happy farmer. Changing the clocks seems marginal to their endless misery (DS excepted possibly)
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