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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2009, 09:04:45 AM »
Has anyone heard a cuckoo yet?  The bird rather than the clock variety, anyone who has the clock variety should IMHO be summarily executed.
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2009, 09:22:41 AM »
and what vegetable does the paternal gene favour  rubschin:

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2009, 09:26:59 AM »
I have never met a happy farmer. Changing the clocks seems marginal to their endless misery (DS excepted possibly)

I hate them ALL (the ones I've met anyway) with an unfathomanable amount of undying insermountable heaving passion, whinging whining money grabbing tits they all are.  sick2:

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2009, 09:33:55 AM »
Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2009, 09:51:02 AM »
Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:

Really?  eeek:


The ones I've had business dealings with are werse than double glazing salesmen. Angry9:

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2009, 10:00:05 AM »
Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
I don't think growler likes anybody at the moment...  noooo:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2009, 10:00:47 AM »
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2009, 10:02:48 AM »
Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
I don't think growler likes anybody at the moment...  noooo:

Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah.  noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2009, 10:06:08 AM »
Must be Spring if the tits are out already  whistle:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2009, 10:06:49 AM »
Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
I don't think growler likes anybody at the moment...  noooo:

Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah.  noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2009, 10:21:34 AM »


Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah.  noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:

Exceptionally large tits are needed for this I believe.
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2009, 10:43:22 AM »


Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah.  noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:

Exceptionally large tits are needed for this I believe.

Well the way THIS lot 'ere keep 'tweaking' mine  Angry9: I can safely assume they are big enough already. ::)

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2009, 10:58:51 AM »
 eeek: Man boobs. eeek:
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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2009, 12:31:17 PM »
eeek: Man boobs. eeek:

Correct, and I find 'tweaking' them amidst roars of laughter most insulting. cussing:

Why is it ok to mess about with mine, but not vice a versa ey, TELL ME?

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Re: Must be Spring
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2009, 12:32:06 PM »
Whose boobs do you wish to tweak, pray tell?
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