Absurd pants drama!!

[Nick]

Mrs Nick has to go all the way to London on Wednesday to have her fingerprints taken ( ): a new requirement of hte Libyan Govt. Meanwhile she has been told that she has to have a Hepatitis jab today.

I casually mentioned that I had had one of these some years ago (bending over a fence in the middle of a village in Guatemala, but that's another story) and that they inject you in your bum.

PANIC!! In my bum? 

I have now had to inspect, whilst being worn, a range of knickers to assess their 'smartness' and thus suitability for exposure to the medical profession

[Barman]

Mrs Nick has to go all the way to London on Wednesday to have her fingerprints taken ( ): a new requirement of hte Libyan Govt. Meanwhile she has been told that she has to have a Hepatitis jab today.

I casually mentioned that I had had one of these some years ago (bending over a fence in the middle of a village in Guatemala, but that's another story) and that they inject you in your bum.

PANIC!! In my bum? 

I have now had to inspect, whilst being worn, a range of knickers to assess their 'smartness' and thus suitability for exposure to the medical profession

  and... 

[Nick]

And she has gone out to get injected

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Wearing the red and black Lacy fur lined crotchless knickers as advised by you?

[Nick]

 

It doesn't matter what she wears. She will have to take them off anyhoo 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

It doesn't matter what she wears. She will have to take them off anyhoo 

  Good grief just how big is the needle or conversely how small is Mrs N's bum?

[Nick]

The needle is mahoosive. So proportionate then

[Snoopy]

Q ... Do these pants make my bum look big?

A ... No dear ~ it's the chocolates, cakes and puddings that make your bum look big ~ the pants are doing their best to hide the fact.

 

Exit truthful husband

[Nick]

It wasn't about size, it was about this weird idea of 'smartness'. Do pay attention

[Uncle Mort]

It may have been all a waste of time ~ I had my Hep jabs in the arm.

[Nick]

Science must have moved on since 1980.    Still, it was entertaining. She will, of course, get back and I shall be in trouble for willingly 'encouraging' and taking part in a pants parade 

[Darwins Selection]

It may have been all a waste of time ~ I had my Hep jabs in the arm.

Are you sure you can tell your arse from your elbow?

[GROWLER]

The needle is mahoosive. So proportionate then

Tell her to stop whinging man mouse.
Is she a wumman or a mousett?

You want BIG painful needles, try 'avin' a lumbar puncture.  

[Snoopy]

Sorry ~ mind went off at a tangent there thinking of Mrs Nick's bum.

Yes wimmin do have a thing about being "properly" attired for such occasions. Not too sexy but NOT frumpy. Must never let the Doctor think you are doing a Bridget Jones but equally must not look "tarty".

Mrs S#2 always puts on a new bra and pants to go to the doctors. I cannot think of an occasion when any doctor has ever seen her in anything other than brand new, straight out of the packet, white with no frills, underwear ~ even when she has gone to see him about a sore throat and is thus unlikely to be removing any outer garments, except perhaps the scarf.

[Barman]

Sorry ~ mind went off at a tangent there thinking of Mrs Nick's bum.

Yes wimmin do have a thing about being "properly" attired for such occasions. Not too sexy but NOT frumpy. Must never let the Doctor think you are doing a Bridget Jones but equally must not look "tarty".

Mrs S#2 always puts on a new bra and pants to go to the doctors. I cannot think of an occasion when any doctor has ever seen her in anything other than brand new, straight out of the packet, white with no frills, underwear ~ even when she has gone to see him about a sore throat and is thus unlikely to be removing any outer garments, except perhaps the scarf.

So she says...