Absurd pants drama!!

[Nick]

You can't trust doctors. Hands everywhere 

[Bar Wench]

You can't trust doctors. Hands everywhere 

The same could be said for most men. 

[Nick]

Present company excepted, of course (and not including Growler) (in the present company excepted bit, I mean)

[GROWLER]

You can't trust doctors. Hands everywhere 

The same could be said for most men. 

...and some wimmin too!

Leave my tits alone.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

[quote author=Snoopy link=topic=5716.msg130200#msg130200 date=1235997700

Mrs S#2 always puts on a new bra and pants to go to the doctors. I cannot think of an occasion when any doctor has ever seen her in anything other than brand new, straight out of the packet, white with no frills, underwear
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  Good grief and I thought that utility furniture was phased out after WW2!

[Miss Demeanour]

Alright being the voice of reason here again 

If Nick had incorrectly advised her she was going to be injected in the arse with something that hurt (please all add innuendo here as required ) - then I can understand how Mrs Nick would not want to wear any of the following

Period knickers - the ones that are really comfortable, hold your swollen stomach in but are invariably stained. Any of you that have gone yuk - tough shit - that is the reality of life

Washed out knickers - these are the ones you've had for years,  are now grey, unelasticated but for some obscure reason you still keep them 

Character knickers - the ones your partner has bought you thinking they were hilarious and you have never worn.  No one needs to see your  Little Miss Slut / Cheeky monkey knickers   

Sex knickers - the ones that aren't actually meant for wearing but for taking off - see also G - strings / crotchless

Baggies - you're comfortable but ever so ugly ones

That leaves you with only a few choices left

Just don't wear any - save the hassle 

[Nick]

And THAT is the voice of reason? 

Most blokes here have some pairs of Y fronts or whatever that just get dragged on without a second thought. Or even a first thought

PS I have just set fire to my balcony. I think the TV aerial cable is fooked

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

And THAT is the voice of reason? 

Most blokes here have some pairs of Y fronts or whatever that just get dragged on without a second thought. Or even a first thought

PS I have just set fire to my balcony. I think the TV aerial cable is fooked

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It's OK Nick the police presence is such there that the fire brigade will be with you in no time, when I say 'no time' I mean well, sort of never.....

[Nick]

I used a watering can 

TV still werking, like

[The Moan Ranger]

I used a watering can 

TV still werking, like

Hose not long enough, eh 

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

[quote author=Snoopy link=topic=5716.msg130200#msg130200 date=1235997700

Mrs S#2 always puts on a new bra and pants to go to the doctors. I cannot think of an occasion when any doctor has ever seen her in anything other than brand new, straight out of the packet, white with no frills, underwear

  Good grief and I thought that utility furniture was phased out after WW2!
[/quote]

Never anything else. Plain white cotton briefs and matching bra (v small sized)

But Hey! It aint the wrapping but the contents that I look for in a present.

[Nick]

I am a white cotton pants man myself 

See also: Jill Dando

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am a white cotton pants man myself 

See also: Jill Dando

Jill Dando was a pair of white cotton pants!!!!!!!!

[Nick]

She was famously reputed to wear little else 

Not that you would care