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Offline Nick

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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2009, 02:57:47 PM »
She called. It was administered to the BUM region  point:

I suspect the doc was a perv (he must be very pervy, come to think of it, not that I would tell her that naturally  angel1, though obviously Growler might say somesuch to Mrs Growler and end up in a hut in the woods again  noooo:)


I shall buy her some smart pants (from Tesco online) for Mother's Day  angel1 (a gross of pants are on discount and I get the points [so to speak])
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2009, 03:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:57:47 PM
I shall buy her some smart pants (from Tesco online) for Mother's Day  angel1 (a gross of pants are on discount and I get the points [so to speak])

You really know how to spoil a girl don't you  noooo:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2009, 03:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 02, 2009, 03:10:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:57:47 PM
I shall buy her some smart pants (from Tesco online) for Mother's Day  angel1 (a gross of pants are on discount and I get the points [so to speak])

You really know how to spoil a girl don't you  noooo:
He can spoil anything.
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2009, 03:29:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:49:54 PM
She was famously reputed to wear little else  eyes:

Not that you would care  evil:

Well, no not really but I bet Nick Ross had a field day or at the very least an 'away day' ;)

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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2009, 04:32:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:57:47 PM
a gross of pants

Another collective noun mystery solved  whistle:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2009, 04:36:48 PM »
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2009, 04:49:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:57:47 PM
She called. It was administered to the BUM region  point:


 rubschin:

Perhaps I was wearing the wrong pants or something.
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2009, 05:02:11 PM »
I guess we normally are  noooo:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2009, 05:08:27 PM »
There's something a bit Joe Orton about this weekend past .... How much for the rights?  eyes:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2009, 06:58:07 PM »
I'll buy you a pint.
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2009, 09:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2009, 12:11:24 PM
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2009, 10:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2009, 12:36:02 PM
It may have been all a waste of time ~ I had my Hep jabs in the arm.

 rubschin:  Ex Job?

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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2009, 08:25:16 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on March 02, 2009, 10:41:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2009, 12:36:02 PM
It may have been all a waste of time ~ I had my Hep jabs in the arm.

 rubschin:  Ex Job?



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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 08:36:23 AM »
For those in the know "Job" is an expression meaning being a policeman. Therefore ex-job implies ex-copper. Normally the expression is used by serving and ex serving members of the police and frankly I have never heard it used by any other occupation.
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2009, 08:37:48 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2009, 08:25:16 AM
Quote from: Pirate on March 02, 2009, 10:41:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2009, 12:36:02 PM
It may have been all a waste of time ~ I had my Hep jabs in the arm.

 rubschin:  Ex Job?



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For those in the know "Job" is an expression meaning being a policeman. Therefore ex-job implies ex-copper. Normally the expression is used by serving and ex serving members of the police and frankly I have never heard it used by any other occupation.
Uncle either is unaware of this or is confused by the suggestion that he was indeed a rozzer in a previous life.
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