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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2009, 08:42:30 AM »
Yes, yes and what's it got to do with having hepatitus jabs in the arm?
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2009, 09:05:03 AM »
I suspect, my dear Watson, that our friend Pirate has some experience with "the job" and knows that police officers have all sorts of jabs as protection against the various ailments suffered by their clients that may, in the heat of battle, be passed onto the officers. Such jabs may well, as with the armed services, be stuck in an arm (or in the case of at least one esoteric tropical disease in the stomach).

I have telegraphed our old friend LeStrange at Scotland Yard and unless I am mistaken he will be able to provide us with an answer within the hour.

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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2009, 09:47:50 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 09:05:03 AM
I suspect, my dear Watson, that our friend Pirate has some experience with "the job" and knows that police officers have all sorts of jabs as protection against the various ailments suffered by their clients that may, in the heat of battle, be passed onto the officers. Such jabs may well, as with the armed services, be stuck in an arm (or in the case of at least one esoteric tropical disease in the stomach).

I have telegraphed our old friend LeStrange at Scotland Yard and unless I am mistaken he will be able to provide us with an answer within the hour.


They avoid giving Peelers injections in the buttocks to avoid discomfort as they are seated for 10 hours a day filling in forms (and eating doughnuts).
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2009, 01:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 09:05:03 AM
I suspect, my dear Watson, that our friend Pirate has some experience with "the job" and knows that police officers have all sorts of jabs as protection against the various ailments suffered by their clients that may, in the heat of battle, be passed onto the officers. Such jabs may well, as with the armed services, be stuck in an arm (or in the case of at least one esoteric tropical disease in the stomach).

I have telegraphed our old friend LeStrange at Scotland Yard and unless I am mistaken he will be able to provide us with an answer within the hour.



Spot on Snoopy
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2009, 01:05:12 PM »
Do you like doughnuts?
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2009, 01:28:04 PM »
Prefer dripping cakes or lardies as they are known in some parts
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2009, 01:28:27 PM »
That's Growler's department.
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2009, 03:57:51 PM »
 eeek: eeek: The Growlers department is Mrs Nick's pants?  If I had realised that this was one of those car key swapping sort of sites....




I would have bought my car keys. redface:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2009, 04:00:16 PM »
I took my ex wife to a swapping party once. She went off with a 6 foot, blonde, goodlooking guy. I went home with a toffee, half a conker and a piece of string.
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2009, 04:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I took my ex wife to a swapping party once. She went off with a 6 foot, blonde, goodlooking guy. I went home with a toffee, half a conker and a piece of string.
That is my joke!  cussing:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2009, 04:15:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:07:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I took my ex wife to a swapping party once. She went off with a 6 foot, blonde, goodlooking guy. I went home with a toffee, half a conker and a piece of string.
That is my joke!  cussing:

 confused: Who's joking?  confused:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2009, 04:18:08 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:15:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:07:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I took my ex wife to a swapping party once. She went off with a 6 foot, blonde, goodlooking guy. I went home with a toffee, half a conker and a piece of string.
That is my joke!  cussing:

 confused: Who's joking?  confused:
evil:
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #57 on: March 03, 2009, 04:19:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:18:08 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:15:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:07:07 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I took my ex wife to a swapping party once. She went off with a 6 foot, blonde, goodlooking guy. I went home with a toffee, half a conker and a piece of string.
That is my joke!  cussing:

 confused: Who's joking?  confused:
evil:

You neither eh?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #58 on: March 03, 2009, 04:22:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I took my ex wife to a swapping party once. She went off with a 6 foot, blonde, goodlooking guy. I went home with a toffee, half a conker and a piece of string.

I take it you were pleased with the exchange?  ;)
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Re: Absurd pants drama!!
« Reply #59 on: March 03, 2009, 04:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2009, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
I took my ex wife to a swapping party once. She went off with a 6 foot, blonde, goodlooking guy. I went home with a toffee, half a conker and a piece of string.

I take it you were pleased with the exchange?  ;)

A quiet night was enjoyed and it was a banana split toffee.  whistle:
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