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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2009, 02:11:20 PM »
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2009, 05:49:28 PM »
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2009, 06:27:41 PM »
Anyhoo...  ::)

I wonder where you draw the line on this...?

What if you went down the pub (not smoking obviously) and said that work was boring - grounds for dismissal?  rubschin:

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Posting things of a slanderous  / risky /  ill conceived nature on an open forum is just stupid -  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

As long as you remember to start whatever you are going to say with these three little words then you can get away with saying almost anything withouth committing slander...

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2009, 06:35:01 PM »
Lets not start the 3 liitle words thread again - feckin clownfest thats it's turned into  evil:

My three words would be

" I don't care" ..........

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2009, 06:40:13 PM »
We could include all sorts of slanderous comments in that thread Miss D. Nobody in their right mind would wade through it all.....




Nick, can you give us a synopsis of the 3 word story please.  whistle:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2009, 06:40:28 PM »
Lets not start the 3 liitle words thread again - feckin clownfest thats it's turned into  evil:

My three words would be

" I don't care" ..........



... about freaky clowns...

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2009, 06:41:32 PM »
Nightmares all round I think  scared2:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2009, 06:45:20 PM »
... about freaky clowns...

You utter utter utter utter  cussing:

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2009, 06:48:57 PM »
... about freaky clowns...

You utter utter utter utter  cussing:

I shall take my revenge  - when I see you   evil:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2009, 06:50:14 PM »
In my opinion he likes goat too much

He has a strange affinity with them  rubschin:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2009, 06:59:23 PM »
... about freaky clowns...

You utter utter utter utter  cussing:

I shall take my revenge  - when I see you   evil:

I've PM'd you some suggestions. Just be careful about the last couple, they can be rather spectacular and messy if you dont get it just right....  whistle:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2009, 07:00:36 PM »
In my opinion he likes goat too much

He has a strange affinity with them  rubschin:
I am goat-saver extraordinary...  whistle:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2009, 07:01:25 PM »
... about freaky clowns...

You utter utter utter utter  cussing:

I shall take my revenge  - when I see you   evil:

Sod the axe ~ Try:


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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2009, 07:03:11 PM »
... about freaky clowns...

You utter utter utter utter  cussing:

I shall take my revenge  - when I see you   evil:

Sod the axe ~ Try:



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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2009, 07:07:32 PM »
I've PM'd you some suggestions. Just be careful about the last couple, they can be rather spectacular and messy if you dont get it just right....  whistle:

GM - I am rather impressed - some I had known others were  shocked003

I hope you've received some counselling  lol: lol: lol:

I have replied - see what you think  ;)
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