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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2009, 07:12:48 PM »
What can I say Miss D, I've been an evil practical joker/revenge artist since my college days.  eveilgrin:

I can see why you would be interested in number 3 but I should admit that I've only ever seen the end result of that one being done to someone. I've never had the balls to actually do that to some poor bugger myself, even I have limits.  noooo:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2009, 09:15:42 PM »
She is 16 and due to her youth she does not have the wit and wisdom of the assembled members of this august forum therefore she is allowed to make a mistake for fcuks sake!!!!

Despite her glaring error of judgement the world is still giving us a free trip around the sun. Banghead

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2009, 09:18:33 PM »
She is 16 and due to her youth she does not have the wit and wisdom of the assembled members of this august forum therefore she is allowed to make a mistake for fcuks sake!!!!

Despite her glaring error of judgement the world is still giving us a free trip around the sun. Banghead

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2009, 08:12:11 AM »
she does not have the wit and wisdom of the assembled members of this august forum

Whatever medication your on I'd like some please  lol:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2009, 09:39:35 AM »
she does not have the wit and wisdom of the assembled members of this august forum

Whatever medication your on I'd like some please  lol:

His caveat was in the word assembled.

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2009, 03:05:22 PM »
she does not have the wit and wisdom of the assembled members of this august forum

Whatever medication your on I'd like some please  lol:
To be honest there have been times when I have been overwhelmed by some of the astute observations, wit and intelligence of the posters on this forum. cloud9:

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2009, 03:09:23 PM »
she does not have the wit and wisdom of the assembled members of this august forum

Whatever medication your on I'd like some please  lol:
To be honest there have been times when I have been overwhelmed by some of the astute observations, wit and intelligence of the posters on this forum. cloud9:
And then you sobered-up like...?  whistle:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2009, 03:15:01 PM »
Ye of such little faith noooo: I was under the impression that you had handpicked the members from the other site purely because of their intelligence? eyes:

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2009, 03:22:38 PM »
I don't recall being picked, I sort of stumbled in after TMR.

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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2009, 03:29:54 PM »
Ye of such little faith noooo: I was under the impression that you had handpicked the members from the other site purely because of their intelligence? eyes:
Hand picked... yet of course....  whistle:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2009, 03:37:44 PM »
Vetted?    whistle:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2009, 03:42:36 PM »
NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  scared2:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2009, 04:04:46 PM »
Ye of such little faith noooo: I was under the impression that you had handpicked the members from the other site purely because of their intelligence? eyes:

I just followed the smell  lol:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 04:05:02 PM »
NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  scared2:
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Re: You dozy tart
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2009, 04:14:15 PM »
Ye of such little faith noooo: I was under the impression that you had handpicked the members from the other site purely because of their intelligence? eyes:

I just followed the smell  lol:
That will be us old guys, tartan shopping trolleys and the smell of piss whistle: