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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Fasting
« on: March 02, 2009, 02:31:16 PM »
As of 6pm tonight I have to fast, black tea and coffee or water is ok. sick2:

Blood tests tomorrow morning to ascertain if I am human or not.  IMHO I really do not think that the fact that I have to bask on sun-warmed rocks before waking up should be taken into account.

By 11am I may find salmon fish fingers appetising Angry9:
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 02:51:33 PM »
Is this Lent related?

As usual Mrs Nick has given up wine for Lent. That does not, of course, include whisky etc.

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fasting
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 03:31:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:51:33 PM
Is this Lent related?

As usual Mrs Nick has given up wine for Lent. That does not, of course, include whisky etc.

Effing devious Catholic scumbags

No I lean the other way!  I am giving up abstinence. eyes:
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 04:18:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2009, 02:31:16 PM
As of 6pm tonight I have to fast, black tea and coffee or water is ok. sick2:

Blood tests tomorrow morning to ascertain if I am human or not.  IMHO I really do not think that the fact that I have to bask on sun-warmed rocks before waking up should be taken into account.

By 11am I may find salmon fish fingers appetising Angry9:

"Fasting" blood test to ascertain levels of cholesterol amongst other things.
OK unless you are diabetic and neither they nor you know it which is what happened to me.

Nurse (heard dimly through the coma) "Funny how it's the big blokes that faint when they see a needle"
Doctor "I'm not so sure get me some insulin NOW!"
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Five minute later Doctor "Mr Snoopy ~ are you diabetic?"
Me "Don't think so, what happened?"
Doctor "You passed out, it may have been a faint but your record says you have had hundreds of blood tests ~ have they caused you to faint before?"
Me "Nope"
Doctor (scribbling furiously) "Take this letter to your GP meanwhile we'll take the blood now if that's all right with you"
Me "Carry on old sport"

Four hours later phone rings "Mr Snoopy? Dr Jones from the village surgery here ~ are you sitting down?"
Me "No, should I"
Dr Jones "Yes, now it's nothing to worry about but the hospital just rang me with the blood test results and ..... well frankly the last time I saw a blood sugar count like that the person was unconcious. I think we had better get a prescription for insulin down to you and I'll get the nurse to call in tomorrow to show you how to administer it to yourself.
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2009, 04:54:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 02, 2009, 04:18:28 PM
Yes, now it's nothing to worry about... 

...the last time I saw a blood sugar count like that the person was unconcious.

I somehow think the second phrase negates the first.   eeek:
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 10:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:51:33 PM
Is this Lent related?

As usual Mrs Nick has given up wine for Lent. That does not, of course, include whisky etc.

Effing devious Catholic scumbags

No I lean the other way!  I am giving up abstinence. eyes:

That's my girl.

It will make your heart grow fonder, no matter what they say.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fasting
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 04:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2009, 10:53:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:51:33 PM
Is this Lent related?

As usual Mrs Nick has given up wine for Lent. That does not, of course, include whisky etc.

Effing devious Catholic scumbags

No I lean the other way!  I am giving up abstinence. eyes:

That's my girl.

It will make your heart grow fonder, no matter what they say.


 cloud9: Ummmm fondue I like fondue.....Oh I see fonder, my eye sight isn't what it used to be. noooo:
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 05:01:47 PM »
Well, now the fasting's over you can tuck in again ... ?  ;D
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 05:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 03, 2009, 04:50:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2009, 10:53:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 02, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:51:33 PM
Is this Lent related?

As usual Mrs Nick has given up wine for Lent. That does not, of course, include whisky etc.

Effing devious Catholic scumbags

No I lean the other way!  I am giving up abstinence. eyes:

That's my girl.

It will make your heart grow fonder, no matter what they say.


 cloud9: Ummmm fondue I like fondue.....Oh I see fonder, my eye sight isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Have you been to see Dracula then...?
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fasting
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 05:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 05:01:47 PM
Well, now the fasting's over you can tuck in again ... ?  ;D

That's the title of a Frank Sinatra song isn't it?
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 05:13:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 03, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 05:01:47 PM
Well, now the fasting's over you can tuck in again ... ?  ;D

That's the title of a Frank Sinatra song isn't it?


 rubschin:    Are you thinking of Now, the end is near?  That would be more of a hound thing, wouldn't it?  whistle:

Pr'aps it's Now, the party's over?  The permutations are endless   razz:

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Re: Fasting
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 05:23:43 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 03, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 05:01:47 PM
Well, now the fasting's over you can tuck in again ... ?  ;D

That's the title of a Frank Sinatra song isn't it?


 rubschin:    Are you thinking of Now, the end is near?  That would be more of a hound thing, wouldn't it?  whistle:   noooo:  On your head be it, I don't mean Snoops rear end , although now I come to think of it...noooo that's just bad and wrong, the wrath of the Beagle will be upon you soonish....that's the dog rather than a rather large ship that Darwin sailed on....

Pr'aps it's Now, the party's over?  The permutations are endless   razz:  Indeed, so it would seem



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Re: Fasting
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 05:40:01 PM »
 evil: I can hear you
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2009, 05:50:04 PM »
 eeek: scared2:  I thought that in cyberspace no one could hear you scream....
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Re: Fasting
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2009, 05:55:27 PM »
Did you suppose these girt big things hanging at the sides of my head were for swimming with?

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