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Offline Pastis

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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2009, 01:59:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 01:49:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 04, 2009, 01:43:46 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 04, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
I'm considering this one

http://www.tesco.com/superstore/recipes/product.aspx?R=518

Why do they have to put calories per slice on the website - it is a cake recipe !!!
No one wants to know - we are happy just knowing it is bad for us  cry:


True ~ but have you seen the size of Nigella's arse?  eeek:
Best described as Panoramic ~ From horizon to horizon.

I think I know where she got that from ...



Mountainview Cafe indeed ...  ;)
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2009, 02:01:16 PM »
My Spanish friend watched Nigella with his tongue out. 'Muy insinuante' he burbled happily. He had only encountered Jamie Olvier till I enlightened him  eveilgrin:
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2009, 06:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 04, 2009, 12:02:08 PM
Nick

Can't you just make a batch and send them to us all . I'm sure it just wouldn't taste the same if I made it  lol:


Royal Mail has a policy against putting dangerous things in the post Miss D.  whistle:
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2009, 10:50:29 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 04, 2009, 10:39:30 AM
I need to make a birthday cake tomorrow for Mr Wench's brother. If I send cake I don't have to visit.  cloud9:

Is he in prison? Will there be a file in the cake?
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2009, 09:37:13 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on March 04, 2009, 10:50:29 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 04, 2009, 10:39:30 AM
I need to make a birthday cake tomorrow for Mr Wench's brother. If I send cake I don't have to visit.  cloud9:

Is he in prison? Will there be a file in the cake?

If there is it will no doubt be removed and the cake then suspended in a lav cistern until a way of turning it into alcohol is deternined! 8)
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2009, 01:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on March 04, 2009, 10:50:29 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 04, 2009, 10:39:30 AM
I need to make a birthday cake tomorrow for Mr Wench's brother. If I send cake I don't have to visit.  cloud9:

Is he in prison? Will there be a file in the cake?


No point ~ the government have already lost all the files worth having.
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2009, 01:49:25 PM »
Has anyone made this cake yet? Apart from me, obviously  ::)
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2009, 01:51:46 PM »
I haven't ~ but then I said I wouldn't ~ at some length as I recall.  tunble:
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2009, 01:52:18 PM »
I wasn't asking you, hound  evil:
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2009, 01:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
Has anyone made this cake yet? Apart from me, obviously  ::)

No. Last cake   cloud9: I made had to be drank. ::)
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2009, 01:57:57 PM »
Just follow my simple instructions and you too can have a cake of the solid sort  ::)
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2009, 01:59:36 PM »
You make it sound so appetising  - the Nickella school of cookery . Where all wooden spoons are welcome  lol:
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2009, 02:02:06 PM »
I may have to translate the recipe into Growler speak
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2009, 02:03:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
Just follow my simple instructions and you too can have a cake of the solid sort  ::)

I followed the destructions on the pack of cake mix I bought. Total disaster. Everyone laughed at me.   sad32:
How can you get a packet of cake mix wrong?
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Re: CAKE!!
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2009, 02:05:11 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 05, 2009, 02:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
Just follow my simple instructions and you too can have a cake of the solid sort  ::)

I followed the destructions on the pack of cake mix I bought. Total disaster. Everyone laughed at me.   sad32:
How can you get a packet of cake mix wrong?

It can't be easy.
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