The new midweel caption competition

[Barman]

I'm never going to get there am I 

Speak to any taxi driver at the airport... Mr Barman with the huge cinema like... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I think we could have more than a language barrier to overcome here 

[Barman]

I think we could have more than a language barrier to overcome here 

Honestly... just ask for Mr. blonde barman Adonis like with the huge cinema and chlorinated goats... you'll get here in no time! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I see you are persistent with the broken record technique 

I get the message 

Arrive at airport
Get taxi
Suggest I need to go to the only place in Cyprus with a blond bloke and a cinema
End up doing a complete round trip of the Island
return to airport

 

[Uncle Mort]

Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.

[Miss Demeanour]

Sheer brilliance Uncle M - you are wasted here 

[Pastis]

Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.

 

[Barman]

 

Although it is a good idea... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have a Plan B now anyway 

[Darwins Selection]

Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.