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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2009, 09:13:47 AM »
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2009, 11:36:27 AM »
It certainly isn't there to store decent wine  noooo:
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2009, 11:41:25 AM »
There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction   whistle:




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More of a dungeon than a cellar...  whistle:
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2009, 11:43:56 AM »
The spelling mistake was in fact deliberate. Seeing as BM and the hound are getting on in years they have as much fun moaning about them as anything else whistle:









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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2009, 12:08:22 PM »
more of a a dungeon than a cellar...  whistle:

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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2009, 12:18:56 PM »
more of a a dungeon than a cellar...  whistle:

Has ATB got a franchise going now then  rubschin:
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2009, 12:30:04 PM »
Have you put it together yet  point:
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2009, 12:30:24 PM »
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2009, 12:32:13 PM »
Have you put it together yet  point:

Well he's certainly knocked the holes in the wall.  point:
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2009, 02:34:38 PM »
Have you put it together yet  point:
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2009, 02:36:34 PM »
Perhaps she could hold your tool
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2009, 02:37:39 PM »
Is it adjustable?
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2009, 02:38:37 PM »
Is it adjustable?

Very small to tiny I believe
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2009, 02:38:55 PM »
Wot he said
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Re: The new midweel caption competition
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2009, 02:39:59 PM »
More of a micrometer than a spanner then?
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