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Offline Barman

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2009, 02:35:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 05, 2009, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!

you and I are going to have words  argue:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2009, 02:36:02 PM »
 point:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2009, 06:09:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 05, 2009, 01:18:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2009, 12:16:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 05, 2009, 12:06:08 PM
I suspect his clients think that every time he presents them with an invoice  lol:
By the looks on their faces you'd think I specialised in horror...  noooo:

As long as it's not the way your face looks that makes them think that scared2:
To cheer them up I always wear a funny mask when I present my invoice!

























Somehow that seems more appropriate.  whistle:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2009, 06:13:29 PM »
I see he has his listening face on  lol:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2009, 06:16:05 PM »
No, that is his thinking face. His listening face looks similar but doesnt have the goat hair ear protectors.  whistle:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2009, 08:24:47 AM »


This is the tongue biter  eeek:

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2009, 08:32:27 AM »
I think I'm gonna be....  sick2:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2009, 08:39:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 06, 2009, 08:24:47 AM


This is the tongue biter  eeek:

Be afraid - be very afraid  shocked003

How drunk or desperate must a man be to even try to kiss that? eeek:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2009, 08:53:09 AM »
But she only wanted his baby - it was the frustration that drove her to it . lol: lol:  lol:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2009, 08:54:54 AM »
I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:

And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe????  eeek:

Jeeeze that is one munter.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2009, 08:55:46 AM »
There's still time  ;)
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2009, 08:57:10 AM »
Now now Snoops - don't be too harsh on the wardrobe - she has at least colour co-ordinated her phone and her hair colour  ;D
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2009, 08:58:15 AM »
Stop it! I shall have nightmares  scared2:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2009, 09:14:03 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2009, 08:54:54 AM
I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:

And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe????  eeek:

Jeeeze that is one munter.
Once, I was so drunk I was seen in the company of a lady wearing a duffle coat sad24:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2009, 09:17:00 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 07, 2009, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 06, 2009, 08:54:54 AM
I have been drunk in my time and woken up next to some odd wimmin BUT never ever anything that ugly. sick2:

And we have to assume that outfit is her "best" going to court wardrobe????  eeek:

Jeeeze that is one munter.
Once, I was so drunk I was seen in the company of a lady wearing a duffle coat sad24:

You, or the lady  ;)
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