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World record bid

[Miss Demeanour]

 

mmmmmmmm thats a tough one ...who here, could be put up as a champion for the cause.......my heads hurting with this dilemma... I have an image in my head but it makes no sense 



I just don't know   

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

The wife of the former Prime Minister, Cherie Blair, has checked into a clinic in London for treatment for her inability to smile. Mrs Blair, whose husband wrongly invaded lots of countries, suffers from the medical condition Smilitis Cannotis, where the sufferer is physically unable to pull their mouth into a friendly shape but instead either grimaces or scowls.

The human rights barrister will be seen by one of Harley Street's top consultants, Mr. Tristan Effing Rich, who told our reporter that he plans to insert a banana into her mouth as an aid to treatment, owing to its natural curved shape. "The banana, if inserted the right way up, will force her mouth into a smile. When she feels sad, she can turn the banana round. And when she feels really hungry, she can eat the banana."


 

[Barman]

And if she feels 

[Snoopy]

The wife of the former Prime Minister, Cherie Blair, has checked into a clinic in London for treatment for her inability to smile. Mrs Blair, whose husband wrongly invaded lots of countries, suffers from the medical condition Smilitis Cannotis, where the sufferer is physically unable to pull their mouth into a friendly shape but instead either grimaces or scowls.

The human rights barrister will be seen by one of Harley Street's top consultants, Mr. Tristan Effing Rich, who told our reporter that he plans to insert a banana into her mouth as an aid to treatment, owing to its natural curved shape. "The banana, if inserted the right way up, will force her mouth into a smile. When she feels sad, she can turn the banana round. And when she feels really hungry, she can eat the banana."


 

Another failure for medical science then

[Miss Demeanour]

And if she feels 

Tired - she can use it as a neck pillow perhaps?

That was what you meant wasn't it BM ?