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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2009, 05:41:43 AM »
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2009, 07:40:06 AM »
As long as he doesn't get angry.

When's the first concert? I don't see this happening at all.

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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2009, 07:41:25 AM »
As long as he doesn't get angry.

When's the first concert? I don't see this happening at all.

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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2009, 08:39:55 AM »
I wonder if Gordon has phoned the family yet?
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2009, 09:01:14 AM »
I reckon the concerts will go ahead and all the fans will link hands and light candles  noooo:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2009, 09:45:25 AM »
I reckon the concerts will go ahead and all the fans will link hands and light candles  noooo:
I'm sure the promoters would like that to be the case...
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2009, 09:46:44 AM »
All those poor muppets that paid hundreds of pounds for concert tickets from touts and on E Bay etc  happy001
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2009, 09:47:29 AM »
btw what is 'ear candling'?  rubschin:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2009, 09:49:12 AM »
All those poor muppets that paid hundreds of pounds for concert tickets from touts and on E Bay etc  happy001
Please, please, please may a whole load of touts lost everything on this one!  cloud9:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2009, 09:58:39 AM »
btw what is 'ear candling'?  rubschin:

I take it you haven't seen the film "Shrek"?
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2009, 09:59:09 AM »
Nope
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2009, 10:00:11 AM »
Nope
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2009, 10:01:22 AM »
I looked it up!

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Ear candling, also called ear coning or thermal-auricular therapy, is an alternative medicine practice claimed to improve general health and well-being by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is both dangerous and ineffective.[2] Claims that the practice removes earwax have been thoroughly debunked. The claim by one manufacturer that ear candles originated with the Hopi tribe has also been disproven.[3]

A local wumman is advertising this along with her colonic irrigation service  sick2:

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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2009, 10:03:15 AM »
I looked it up!

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Ear candling, also called ear coning or thermal-auricular therapy, is an alternative medicine practice claimed to improve general health and well-being by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is both dangerous and ineffective.[2] Claims that the practice removes earwax have been thoroughly debunked. The claim by one manufacturer that ear candles originated with the Hopi tribe has also been disproven.[3]

A local wumman is advertising this along with her colonic irrigation service  sick2:

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I know... but they make fortunes from the terminally gullible...  rubschin:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2009, 10:04:10 AM »
You mean Wenchy has tried it?
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