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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2009, 10:04:17 AM »
I reckon the concerts will go ahead and all the fans will link hands and light candles  noooo:

So do you think that they will dig him up for the occasion, not much decomposition will have taken place due to the amount of chemicals he has in his body sort of self imposed pre mortis emalming, if you will. scared2:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2009, 10:06:35 AM »
Can you imagine what the funeral is going to be like?  noooo:

The BBC coverage is Live all the fooking time

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/news_channel_live/7459669.stm
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2009, 10:23:54 AM »
pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry]  redface:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2009, 10:27:46 AM »
pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry]  redface:
oh Darwin...  noooo:

The poor woman is obviously addled with grief...
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2009, 11:35:05 AM »
pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry]  redface:
oh Darwin...  noooo:

The poor woman is obviously addled with grief...

I expect her keyboard is full of tears and mascara, I feel lower than a snakes heel to have been so insensitive.
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2009, 11:54:18 AM »
 sad24: Indeed I am addled
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #66 on: June 26, 2009, 11:55:38 AM »
pre mortis emalming
[pedantry]Or even pre-mortem embalming.[/pedantry]  redface:
oh Darwin...  noooo:

The poor woman is obviously addled with grief...

I expect her keyboard is full of tears and mascara, I feel lower than a snakes heel to have been so insensitive.
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #67 on: June 26, 2009, 11:57:46 AM »
Oh dear, I'm filling up here  sad24:

He touched so many young lives
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #68 on: June 26, 2009, 11:59:34 AM »
The Daily Mail reports that Elton John has given a Ball in his honour!  rubschin:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #69 on: June 26, 2009, 12:00:17 PM »
Oh dear, I'm filling up here  sad24:

He touched so many young lives
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #70 on: June 26, 2009, 12:00:45 PM »
Oh dear, I'm filling up here  sad24:

He touched so many young lives

Bad Pastis  noooo:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #71 on: June 26, 2009, 06:03:35 PM »
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #72 on: June 26, 2009, 06:23:12 PM »
WHere's the cat?
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #73 on: June 26, 2009, 06:24:04 PM »
WHere's the cat?
We killed the bastard thing!  cussing:
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Re: Michael Jackson Concert
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2009, 06:25:01 PM »
Really?  eveilgrin:
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