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Offline Miss Demeanour

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LL has bought lots of hats - she likes hats  noooo:

Pastis is teaching me to speak proper English like and improve me table manners ...he is like me very own Professor Higgins ( purely the educational stuff you understand !!! ) - though I am nuffink like Eliza  cry:
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You won't catch Swine Flu then  whistle:
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"I washed me 'ands before I came I did"


I hope that you washed your hands afterwards too. eeek:












Some people impart far to much information at times IMHO noooo:
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LL has bought lots of hats - she likes hats  noooo:

Pastis is teaching me to speak proper English like and improve me table manners ...he is like me very own Professor Higgins ( purely the educational stuff you understand !!! ) - though I am nuffink like Eliza  cry:


"I washed me face and hands before I come I did" Is a quote from Pygmalion written by George Bernard Shaw and was used in the musical version of that work when it was called "My Fair Lady". The words were spoken by "Eliza" to "Professor Higgins" which is why I used part of the quotation  Banghead
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Pearls before swine Snoopy.  ::)

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 lol: Couldn't have put it better myself.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?
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lol: Couldn't have put it better myself.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Don't think you'd really want that now would ya  noooo:
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Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


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Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


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He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?
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He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

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Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

As I recall he got to screw (implied) Audrey Hepburn at the end of the movie ~ and who among us chaps wouldn't have liked that chance?
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Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

As I recall he got to screw (implied) Audrey Hepburn at the end of the movie ~ and who among us chaps wouldn't have liked that chance?
Well, I was a bit young at the time...  whistle:
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Bloody kids  evil:
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Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


Professor Higgins  happy088
He was obviously a bit of a pooftah then like...?

As I recall he got to screw (implied) Audrey Hepburn at the end of the movie ~ and who among us chaps wouldn't have liked that chance?

She brought him his slippers! How on earth do you get a screw out of that!