The All New Pastis and Miss D lunch date report, suggestions and comments thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Tis true.... 

[Pastis]

I haven't had anything alcoholic to drink in 2 weeks - saving myself for Sunday  

   Will you be safe on a P5 or do we need to book taxis?

[Miss Demeanour]

 

I'll be safe - I can't guarantee the same for other passengers 

[Pastis]

I shall bring a sign with me 


MOVE ALONG ~ NOTHING TO SEE HERE ~ MOVE ALONG

[Miss Demeanour]

I don't think they would even notice 

A passenger who died on a bus was left in the garage overnight when the driver "forgot" about him.

Pawel Modzelewski, 25, was still slumped in his top-deck seat as the bus went out the following morning and was only discovered when a worried commuter raised the alarm. The passenger alerted the driver after spotting vomit on the dead man's clothes. Police discovered an empty syringe in Mr Modzelewski's right hand and a small wrap of what appeared to be heroin. Mr Modzelewski boarded the No36 bus at around 12.29am in Queen's Park, West London, on January 19 this year. The bus's CCTV footage showed him slumping forward 12 minutes later.
The driver thought Mr Modzelewski was asleep and tried to rouse him at the end of the journey at New Cross Gate garage, South London, an inquest heard. Paul Bailey, accident prevention manager for the London Central Bus Company, said: "There was no response and he forgot to tell anyone about the man. The cleaners didn't clean the bus and the driver went home." 

[Pastis]

Typical on a 36    or even the bendy version, a 436. That said, the central section of a 436 is a bit like playing Twister  

Anyhoo, whacked chicken is currently marinading in coriander and lime  

Ooops, that should be in the Dinner Tonight thread 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Is he still whacking his chicken?

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Think he might have taken it to a BBQ tonight 

[Nick]

So he doesn't get lonely  like 

[Snoopy]

Curry take-a-way  







That's a Balti Carry-oot for those studying the Scots vernacular. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Looks like I got home first for a change 

[Pastis]

I got way laid 

The chap whose BBQ it was last night was tending his front garden and we nattered 

[Miss Demeanour]

You must be exhausted then - I couldn't get a word in all afternoon 

[Pastis]

   Riveting conversation wasn't it