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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2009, 11:15:40 AM »
How much of a turning circle did you have  rubschin:
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« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2009, 11:16:07 AM »
I positioned myself for maximum viewing pleasure  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #62 on: March 12, 2009, 11:17:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2009, 11:16:07 AM
I positioned myself for maximum viewing pleasure  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #63 on: March 12, 2009, 11:42:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2009, 11:14:49 AM
Met the flame haired tart again. The Boy's teacher was there (cleavage, pony tail) and, and, MISS NETBALL KIT  cloud9:

I didn't know which way to turn  eyes:

That reminds me of an old Max Miller joke.  rubschin:
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #64 on: March 12, 2009, 11:42:41 AM »
Do share!

Lytton Strachey, Edwardian author and famously homosexual, was questioned in 1914 as he tried to get exemption from military service.

They asked him the killer question: 'What would you do if you saw a German soldier trying to rape your sister?'

He replied, ' I would try to get between them.' drumroll:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #65 on: March 12, 2009, 11:44:15 AM »
I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #66 on: March 12, 2009, 11:45:14 AM »
DS's dad, perchance?
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #67 on: March 12, 2009, 02:45:38 PM »
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #68 on: March 12, 2009, 02:51:10 PM »
A compliment, rare her, I admit, but a compliment ::)
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #69 on: March 12, 2009, 02:56:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2009, 02:51:10 PM
A compliment, rare her, I admit, but a compliment ::)
My Dad was not blonde or given to naked mountain walking.
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #70 on: March 12, 2009, 03:14:20 PM »
Unlike you then

Perhaps from your mother's side?
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #71 on: March 12, 2009, 03:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 12, 2009, 11:44:15 AM
I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.

That, I believe was the joke that had him banned from the BBC  ;)
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #72 on: March 13, 2009, 01:38:39 PM »
The Boy is playing in the local Music Festival

He is playing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c

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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #73 on: March 13, 2009, 02:08:20 PM »
Does he know anything apart from that? I seem to recall he has been torturing you with that "piece" for nearly a year now.
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Re: The Boy!!
« Reply #74 on: March 13, 2009, 02:09:33 PM »
He is perfecting it  angry041:
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