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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Most ridiculous request
« on: March 07, 2009, 08:37:05 PM »
Today I have heard from an old friend - well went to school with him etc .  He got divorced a couple of years ago but has been in a relationship with someone now for over a year.

He has emailed me today with a document asking me for my opinion. Apparently his girlfriend has said that she is unsure about their future and has asked him to write an essay on what his values are , what he can offer her in the future etc ( she is in the literary profession of some sort ) ,

WTF  !!!!!!

People get stranger by the bl00dy minute  noooo:
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 09:00:50 PM »
This is taking the P1$$ surely  eeek:

Does she live in the real world?  Inspired by the fact that I'm currently listening to Madama Butterfly live from the Met I'd get him to send the text of the libretto by return  lol:
It may give her pause for thought...

PS In Italian  eveilgrin:
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 09:03:38 PM »
Time he headed for the door methinks. The woman is clearly a nutter in the making if not already there.

Suggest he asks her to do the same.  He needs to ask her to write to him with all her secrets, fantasies and thoughts on men, life, love and where she wants their relationship to be in 5 and 10 years from now.
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 09:05:47 PM »
I can't believe he did it - what a muppet  noooo:
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009, 09:07:45 PM »
Theer's nowt so queer as folk  noooo:
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009, 09:09:07 PM »
He did it?  eeek: eeek:


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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 09:11:20 PM »
Indeed... what a Muppet...  noooo:











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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2009, 09:15:50 PM »
Father always said "Put nothing in writing ~ in fact don't even give them your real name if you can help it" Fortunately in my RAF Training days there were three of us with the same Christian Name so we were all given nicknames ~ Mine stuck so well that it followed me everywhere I was posted and that is what my first wife knew me as until we actually filled out the forms at the Registry Office. Our families did not attned the wedding (mainly because we failed to ask them or tell them when and where) whistle:

My first wife's family did not know my real name until we had been married for several months.   8)
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2009, 09:16:00 PM »
To my shame I did read it -  redface:

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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2009, 09:16:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 07, 2009, 09:11:20 PM
Indeed... what a Muppet...  noooo:











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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2009, 09:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 07, 2009, 09:16:00 PM
To my shame I did read it -  redface:



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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2009, 09:21:13 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 07, 2009, 09:16:00 PM
To my shame I did read it -  redface:



And.... you condoned it?    eeek:
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2009, 09:23:06 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 09:21:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 07, 2009, 09:16:00 PM
To my shame I did read it -  redface:



And.... you condoned it?    eeek:

I don't care about what she did ~ what did he write?



Not that I am one to talk about people behind their backs as you all know but ~ well we NEED to know and if Wenchy were here she would be going  angry041: for the information ~ you know she would.

Miss D you owe it to your friends here ~ don't do a Nick on us FFS ~ Please!
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2009, 09:26:24 PM »
I know... and what's more Cio Cio San's just about to top herself.... I'm filling up here  sad32:
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Re: Most ridiculous request
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2009, 09:29:34 PM »
ok - for the sake of Wenchy  whistle: and not to be accused of doing a Nick - God Forbid  eeek:

Well his first section was about his childhood to put in context some of his emotional immaturity which is one of her accusations.

He then went on to explain why he marriage failed in extreme honesty and why he felt this woman was different to his ex wife. Also apparently another area he had been asked to explain.

He had to justify his decision on why he didn't want any more kids - he already has a son - as she still wants a child even though she is in her mid forties -

He had to clarify what 'love ' meant to him - I was reaching for the bucket at this point ( obviously green with envy  cry: )

And then what he planned to do with the rest of his life - (a) if he was with her (b) if he wasn't - again criteria she had specified.

He then had to do a sumamry of his objectives


Cruel cruel cruel  noooo:


FFFing funny to read though  happy001
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