Gah!! Compo-chasers and skin-flints.

[Snoopy]

I just wish Clinton Cards charged as little.

They should - it's their ex-stock that I'm importing, for pennies.   

Having worked the markets myself ~ during a temporary blip in the change over from self to paid employment I know exactly what you mean.

I sold out from a profitable businesses years ago because of the headaches and hassles from miserable customers and then disappeared to Cyprus to get away from them all.  When I decided that we ought to earn a few Euro's rather than sitting on our arses from summer to summer, I deliberately chose something that I thought wouldn't give us any grief.  How wrong I was.

How can anyone get so wound up over a sodding envelope?

Anyhow, thanks for all your welcomes, and warnings.   

I'll now just check this post for spelling and grammar - I don't wish to fall foul of Snoops.   

Nick is the resident English Grammar Pedant ~ Try misplacing your apostrophes when he is around. 
I only chime in occasionally to keep him up to the mark ~ You are quite safe ........ unless one of us is in p*ss taking mode.
Simple rule of thumb ~ take nothing personally on here or everyone will 
You are, of course, duty bound to be seriously ranting in "The Commons"

[Barman]

Which market s this at by the way... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Nick is the resident English Grammar Pedant ~ Try misplacing your apostrophes when he is around. 
I only chime in occasionally to keep him up to the mark ~ You are quite safe ........ unless one of us is in p*ss taking mode.

The Apostrophe Police are hard core here    - trained by the KGB at Guantenomo Bay

However us eejits (by that I mean me  ) actually do learn a thing or two occasionally - only on the grammar front of course . As I wumman I know everything about everything else anyway 

[Nick]

Guantenomo Bay

Where? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I couldn't even be bothered to Spell Check that - but I thought it would be as good as - should have known better 

[Darwins Selection]

The Apostrophe Police are hard core here    - trained by the KGB at Guantenomo Bay

However us eejits (by that I mean me  ) actually do learn a thing or two occasionally - only on the grammar front of course .

Grammar but not Current Affairs/History it would seem. 

 

[Nick]

She may know something we don't, like

[Miss Demeanour]

Grammar but not Current Affairs/History it would seem. 

So shoot me 

[Darwins Selection]

She may know something we don't, like

"Comrade Colonel Demeanorvska" 

[Darwins Selection]

Grammar but not Current Affairs/History it would seem. 

So shoot me 

I don't think so.

A tethered goat can always be handy. Ask BM. 

[Miss Demeanour]

She may know something we don't, like

"Comrade Colonel Demeanorvska" 

[Darwins Selection]

She may know something we don't, like

"Comrade Colonel Demeanorvska" 

Is that you fleeing with 007 bringing up your rear?

[Miss Demeanour]

Indeed - I also have the box of Milk Tray tucked somewhere discretely 

[Darwins Selection]

Indeed - I also have the box of Milk Tray tucked somewhere discretely 

Just a small box I hope?

[TG]

Stall eh? 

Perhaps you should try a new product range.

Cakes for instance. You either bake your own or if you don't have the requisite skill to hand you could buy in a shedfull of those cheap ones they sell in Poundland. You know the ones, so loaded with preservatives the have a shelf life of 14 years.

Of course this alone will not set the market place on fire but if you add a range of locomotives (yes, trains, chuff chuff's etc) this will become a major talking point and will make squillions.

I know it sounds odd but we have it on good authority that such outlets exist.

Welcome aboard and good look for the future. 

TG : VP small business start up advisor.