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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2009, 08:39:58 PM »
Why does it have to be this difficult anyway - why can't you just take the bits you want. Bloody frustrating  evil:
Cos that would put experts like us out of a job...  whistle:



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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2009, 08:43:34 PM »
TBH, even on my side of the fence it continues to be a total nightmare  ::)

I've had to go through no end of fannying about opening stuff in Photoshop to extract the bits I don't want / need, telling secretaries that I really don't want their Word Formatting  ::) 'cos it's all going to be different anyway come the final look, ... it goes on from week to week...

The latest one, last week, was from Sunil in Mumbai saying he couldn't see my attachments  ::)  Well upgrade to a ****ing computer Sunil instead of a mobile phone  ::)
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2009, 08:44:44 PM »
Experts like you ........  why does that have such an ominous sound about it  eeek:
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2009, 08:48:55 PM »
ooohhh diddums - sorry if I offended your sensibilities  crash:



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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2009, 08:50:43 PM »
Why does it have to be this difficult anyway - why can't you just take the bits you want. Bloody frustrating  evil:
Cos that would put experts like us out of a job...  whistle:




And...?  evil:
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2009, 08:52:23 PM »
Why does it have to be this difficult anyway - why can't you just take the bits you want. Bloody frustrating  evil:
Cos that would put experts like us out of a job...  whistle:




And...?  evil:

Oh nothing .............

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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2009, 08:54:41 PM »
Why does it have to be this difficult anyway - why can't you just take the bits you want. Bloody frustrating  evil:
Cos that would put experts like us out of a job...  whistle:




And...?  evil:

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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2009, 08:55:34 PM »


Thanks for the help anyway  whistle:
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2009, 08:56:39 PM »
Why does it have to be this difficult anyway - why can't you just take the bits you want. Bloody frustrating  evil:
Cos that would put experts like us out of a job...  whistle:




And...?  evil:

Oh nothing .............


evil: Where is Nick to defect the flak when you need him...?

Not seen much of him today ..... must have werk on like.
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2009, 08:57:48 PM »
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2009, 08:59:00 PM »
Why does it have to be this difficult anyway - why can't you just take the bits you want. Bloody frustrating  evil:
Cos that would put experts like us out of a job...  whistle:




And...?  evil:

Oh nothing .............


evil: Where is Nick to defect the flak when you need him...?

Not seen much of him today ..... must have werk on like.



Some disaster more like... like...  whistle:
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2009, 09:00:44 PM »
Last seen drooling over a new school mistress  more like eyes:

That was this morning ~ he surely can't still be ..... errrrrrr ..... locked in his office doing his banking.
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2009, 09:02:15 PM »
Either that or signing up for Night School  ;)
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Re: Documents in Adobe
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2009, 09:09:27 PM »
Either that or signing up for Night School  ;)
Or stalking night school...  scared2:
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