Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down

Author Topic: Let sleeping teenagers lie  (Read 1383 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36120
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 02:31:39 PM »
Miss D, if you want to get your little bundle of joy out of bed in smart order may I suggest one of these..

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder50/8f1a/

 eveilgrin:

Quote
The Sonic Bomb Clock has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (just for reference, a jackhammer is about 100 decibels!) And the bed shaker does just that. Slip it under your mattress and your ears will bleed and your bed will shake, and there is no way you will oversleep. Or, you could turn the sound alarm off and tape the bed shaker to your office chair. You'll be vibrated awake without disturbing the drones. Then you can get back to your Ninja activity refreshed and ready for action.
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108857
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2009, 02:32:50 PM »
I may get one of those for The Boy. As a surprise, like  eveilgrin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2009, 03:22:59 PM »
I think the neighbours may be none to happy about that at 6.30 every morning  eeek:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36120
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 03:30:56 PM »
so turn off the siren and just use the bedshaker  whistle:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 03:31:37 PM »
Is this for me or The Brat  eyes:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36120
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2009, 03:33:36 PM »
But then you would be screaming at 120 db at 6.30am Miss D..  eyes:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2009, 03:39:18 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
But then you would be screaming at 120 db at 6.30am Miss D..  eyes:

As long as I'm facing in the direction of Mecca that's ok isn't it  rubschin:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36120
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2009, 03:43:31 PM »
But then they won't be able to hear what bingo numbers have been called.  whistle:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2009, 04:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
But then you would be screaming at 120 db at 6.30am Miss D..  eyes:

As long as I'm facing in the direction of Mecca that's ok isn't it  rubschin:

On your knees with bum in the air  eyes:
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2009, 04:15:54 PM »
You scurrilous hound  lol: lol: lol:

Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108857
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2009, 04:16:03 PM »
Bad dog  noooo:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2009, 04:20:03 PM »



Snoopy!
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Let sleeping teenagers lie
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2009, 04:21:51 PM »
 redface:
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
« previous next »