Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus

[Nick]

Country in turmoil apparently. Worrying news, I am told. Most are Ukrainians. British ladies can enter the country without arousing suspicion, it seems. 

[Barman]

I can't tell you anything can I...? 

[Nick]

I am sure Miss D will be quite safe with you 







































 

Charge by the hour or part thereof?

PS. Miss D and I are related, I find. I am protective of my cousins and may become violent if her honour is compromised.

[Miss Demeanour]

I am sure Miss D will be quite safe with you 

Charge by the hour or part thereof?
PS. Miss D and I are related, I find. I am protective of my cousins and may become violent if her honour is compromised.

I'm from the side of the family that no one dares talk about 

I am sure I will be fine - BM has not asked me to bring in anything that will 'arouse suspicion' - oh hang on a minute I may need to check that list 

[Nick]

Did he say anything, antthing at all, about lubricants? Think hard (so to speak)

[Darwins Selection]

Did he say anything, antthing at all, about lubricants? Think hard (so to speak)

You may have misunderstood 'anything which may arouse. . .  .' 

[Miss Demeanour]

Did he say anything, antthing at all, about lubricants? Think hard (so to speak)

No mention of lubricants...

I have been tasked with bringing over some 'special' films for the cinema . Apparently hard to get hold of over there even though they are not English 

[Nick]

Oh dear 

[DDD]

Topic: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus

Another reason Cyprus should not have joined the EU. 

[controversial] Yet another intrusion on this countries culture, brought about by EU membership. [/controversial]