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Offline Miss Demeanour

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The religion of bras
« on: March 12, 2009, 04:53:20 PM »

A man walked into the ladies department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,  the Presbyterian,  and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. ....

The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 05:02:41 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:


Might one enquire?
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 05:05:23 PM »
Sally Army I guess  noooo:
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 05:08:03 PM »
 Guess again  ;)
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 05:51:50 PM »
Robin Hood?
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 07:56:59 PM »
I reckon Harvest Festival (All is safely gathered in) or does that only apply to big pants?
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 08:01:51 PM »
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
(A) Almost boobs
(B) Barely there
(C) Can't complain
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!!
(E) Enormous
(F) Fake
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
And don't forget the German bra size H- Haltzemfromflappen
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2009, 08:08:28 PM »
 rubschin: To be honest ~ No, I had never wondered. noooo:
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2009, 09:02:04 PM »
It's got me thinking though  rubschin:
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2009, 09:05:05 PM »
Bra = Tits and Nick is thinking about them ~ Nothing new there then  ::)
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 10:43:55 PM »
One day at home Sara is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred pounds just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred pounds! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred pounds on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 pounds if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Oh, did he drop off the 200 pounds he owes me?"

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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 10:18:49 AM »
Breast Identification System

(o)(o) = Perfect Breasts

(+)(+) = Fake Silicone Breasts

(*)(*) = High Nipple Breasts

(@)(@) = Big Nipple Breasts

oo        = 'A' Cups

{O}{O} = 'D' Cups

(oYo)    = Wonderbra Breasts

(^)(^) = Cold Breasts

(o)(O)  = Lopsided Breasts

(Q)(Q) = Pierced Breasts

o/o/    = Grandma's Breasts

(-)(-)  = Flat against the door breasts

|o||o| = Android Breasts

(%)(o) = Extra Nipple Breasts

( o Y o ) = Playboy Breasts
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2009, 10:41:21 AM »
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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2009, 11:19:28 AM »
Big Mammaries?   cloud9:


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Re: The religion of bras
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 11:20:18 AM »
I worry for you  noooo:
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