Your further diy web site thoughts?

[GROWLER]

5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1

You see. Mock all you like.

I can put you back to 100 you know. It was ME that got you back into doubles. Just remeber who your friends are ey?

[Grumpmeister]

Bets for how long it takes him to stick his foot through the pc screen? 

2 seconds after someone on here tells him to reboot his machine 

[GROWLER]

Just rung 'mine host'. They answered before I'd even picked the phone up!
Why can't other call centers be this efficient?

My web site package will (alledgedly) be ready for uploading in approx 2 hours!
Stand by for complete www shut/meltdown.

[GROWLER]

Bets for how long it takes him to stick his foot through the pc screen? 

2 seconds after someone on here tells him to reboot his machine 

This would easily explain the reason for the dents in the big black box presumably full of gubins tall thingy then.

[GROWLER]

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

I've done it!
All 1 page of my new web site are up and running, including 2 'about us's'...don't ask, cus I really don't know.

It looks shite and naf, but it is to the point. Editing to follow.

Whuhay! Tickle my tummy!

[Snoopy]

Your wish is my command
Well Done

[Darwins Selection]

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

I've done it!
All 1 page of my new web site are up and running, including 2 'about us's'...don't ask, cus I really don't know.

It looks shite and naf, but it is to the point. Editing to follow.

Whuhay! Tickle my tummy!

Well done you old scrote.

You are now officially an 'expert'.

[Bar Wench]

So are you going to show us then?

[GROWLER]

So are you going to show us then?

Funny that. That's what all the gerls say.

I sadly am unable to publicly advertise the web address on here for fear of certain undesirables that MAY come in here and use it as some sort of instrument to give me more unwanted heartache.
I'm no expert on these matters, and believe me, I would love to publicise it, as the google spiders could then start werkin' on it to get  me up the ratings....I believe...apparently?
Advice on all this would be greatly appreciated, but it's NOT something I would care to take an ignorant risk over on this occassion...Uncle Mort.
I'm sure or at least hope that you understand my concerns.

[Uncle Mort]

No problem Growler, I get the impression from some of your post that there are some out there who bear you ill will. Why I have no idea.

We may rag you a bit but we're not malicious.

You could always PM those you trust.

[Darwins Selection]

No problem Growler, I get the impression from some of your post that there are some out there who bear you ill will. Why I have no idea.

We may rag you a bit but we're not malicious.

You could always PM those you trust.

That'll be a very short list then.

[Bar Wench]

So are you going to show us then?

Funny that. That's what all the gerls say.

I sadly am unable to publicly advertise the web address on here for fear of certain undesirables that MAY come in here and use it as some sort of instrument to give me more unwanted heartache.
I'm no expert on these matters, and believe me, I would love to publicise it, as the google spiders could then start werkin' on it to get  me up the ratings....I believe...apparently?
Advice on all this would be greatly appreciated, but it's NOT something I would care to take an ignorant risk over on this occassion...Uncle Mort.
I'm sure or at least hope that you understand my concerns.

Totally understand. Silly question in hindsight.

On the google thing it only works with relevant links. You will lost points for link farms etc.

[GROWLER]

No problem Growler, I get the impression from some of your post that there are some out there who bear you ill will. Why I have no idea.

We may rag you a bit but we're not malicious.

You could always PM those you trust.

That'll be a very short list then.

Short maybe....is there a pun in there that I can't see? .....
short maybe, but long enough for just one tithead from another forum to get hold of my email address and wreak havoc possibly?
How bloody sad is that ey? Denying me some valuable advertising.
On saying that, our very own hound dog doesn't seem to be worried about his being abused does he?

[Darwins Selection]

No problem Growler, I get the impression from some of your post that there are some out there who bear you ill will. Why I have no idea.

We may rag you a bit but we're not malicious.

You could always PM those you trust.

That'll be a very short list then.

Short maybe....is there a pun in there that I can't see? .....
short maybe, but long enough for just one tithead from another forum to get hold of my email address and wreak havoc possibly?
How bloody sad is that ey? Denying me some valuable advertising.
On saying that, our very own hound dog doesn't seem to be worried about his being abused does he?

There is little damage left to be done in the whole of North Wales.

I think you are wise to keep it under wraps, but be prepared, as some undesirable will find it eventually.

I hope you will let us know when you get your first proper business through 'E-commerce'.

[Snoopy]

No problem Growler, I get the impression from some of your post that there are some out there who bear you ill will. Why I have no idea.

We may rag you a bit but we're not malicious.

You could always PM those you trust.

That'll be a very short list then.

Short maybe....is there a pun in there that I can't see? .....
short maybe, but long enough for just one tithead from another forum to get hold of my email address and wreak havoc possibly?
How bloody sad is that ey? Denying me some valuable advertising.
On saying that, our very own hound dog doesn't seem to be worried about his being abused does he?

No one has ever abused me because of that site being available to view.
I seldom open any emails sent to it although it displays an Info@ address. 
Neither my colleague in the venture nor I have ever been telephoned by anyone for anything other than sensible enquiries about matters on the site ~ usually "will you put my business on it please" or "will you change my 'phone number/address etc" ~ despite both of our numbers being displayed on the site.
We did expect to get some stupid calls but to be honest I think there is just so much else on the web to play with they can't be bothered with us. Any site, to be of any use, has to have contact details. If you stick to info@ etc and perhaps get an 0800 number or a mobile (pay as you go variety) and use that purely for enquiries you can soon filter out any unwanted contacts and once your site is up nobody will be able to get into it except you as "they" won't have the passwords. Believe me none of them have the brains or ability to "hack" their way in.