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My Life with Mr Wench
« on: March 13, 2009, 02:01:42 PM »
Wenchy's confessions and revelations thread. You read it here first!  happy088
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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 02:04:24 PM »
How on earth does me telling you what I wanted to be when I grew up translate into "my life with Mr Wench"?

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 02:06:14 PM »
Being an author has to start somwehere, and authors must write from their experience.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 02:06:53 PM »
One has already started in numerous places.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 02:08:27 PM »
But are they the right places?
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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 02:08:58 PM »
Some publishers seem to think so. Although it keeps falling through.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 02:10:02 PM »
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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 02:10:31 PM »
Think I need an agent. That was what was suggested last time.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 02:11:10 PM »
My name is Bond, James Bond  spider:
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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 02:12:17 PM »
I'm sure he would be more than adequate.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2009, 02:14:34 PM »
Think I need an agent. That was what was suggested last time.

That's been suggested to me too.
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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 02:15:19 PM »
You are basely thinking of swimming trunks, I can just tell Wench.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2009, 02:16:27 PM »
Get a copy of the latest Writers Handbook and read it first. An agent is certainly a good plan but if, for example, you want to write for Mills and Boon (no that is not an insult, they pay bloody well) they will not entertain anything submitted by an agent. They will, however send you a set of criterea by which they decide who to publish and who not. It depends what you are writing and where you see your market. I have a feeling we have had this conversation elsewhere (pos PM) some time ago. The Writers Handbook tells all.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2009, 02:21:16 PM »
We have indeed had this conversation before!  ;) Mills and Boon is fast becoming an option so I may write to them and ask them for guidelines.

Think the problem is I go at it in fits ands starts. I'll do nothing about it for years then spend six months doing writting, polishing and sending. I really need to make an effort at doing something proper about it. Might need to wait till I have some proper time off though.

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Re: My Life with Mr Wench
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 02:38:39 PM »
You could base your first booook on the Pastis and Miss D saga   razz:
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