I was out on Friday night and The Brat was staying with her father.
She returned yesterday and did the usual " I'm starving , what's for tea" routine. The Comic Relief appeals for what actually constitutes starving must have completely passed her by
So I go to the freezer to get some grub out.
Strange , the door seems slightly ajar.
Strange, I didn't have to pull hard at the door to open it.
Strange, wasn't overly cold when opening the door.
Strange , why is there lots of water dripping out
Strange all the food was friggin soft , mushy, wet and soggy.
Called The Brat in to ask when the last time she got anything out of the Freezer.........." mmmm had some Ice cream on Wednesday or Thursday" , she nonchalantly offered up
"Did you shut the door properly " - I calmly asked
"Dunno" - she considerately replied
1 whole bin liner later of disposed food the freezer is now completely empty. I have restarted it , changed fuses etc and it appears to be working. I still have my fingers crossed on this.
The little bundle of joy came downstairs this morning as she is preparing to go out with her friends today and said :
" Can you make sure you get some more ice cream today"
I am calling on my inner Zen at the moment before I respond or I am likely to rip her straightened haired head , off her not very broad shoulders and throw it into the friggin freezer and make sure the door is feckin SHUT this time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!