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Brilliant Prison Plan
« on: June 19, 2007, 06:46:30 AM »
I understand in a work touched with genius and thinking ?outside of the box? The Lord Chancellor, head of the new Ministry of Justice (MoJ), is expected to make an announcement about tackling overcrowding later this week.

I have inside information on this one ? a ?friend in high places? has let me know that in this new, daring plan all prisons are to be fitted with one of these: -



Quote from: BBC Web Site
A Whitehall source has told the BBC that Lord Falconer is likely to say some non-violent offenders nearing the end of sentences are to be freed early.

An MoJ spokeswoman would neither confirm nor deny an early release plan.

According to the Times newspaper, "up to 2,000 prisoners serving less than four years" would leave jail early.

They were likely to be "burglars, fraudsters and drug dealers" but not "offenders convicted of violent or sex crimes", it added.

Labour clearly has no intention of building new prisons to house these people ? the overcrowding? story has been in the news for years. So what is the agenda here?

They continually introduce new laws to cause people to be put through the (incredibly expensive) legal system but are apparently not committed to incarcerating them at the end of the process.

Quite frankly, they may as well just scarp all the legislation and give every tax payer a refund to enable them to turn their homes, offices and cars into impregnable fortresses.

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Re: Brilliant Prison Plan
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 10:17:17 AM »
Labour clearly has no intention of building new prisons to house these people ? the overcrowding? story has been in the news for years. So what is the agenda here?

Call it a hunch but can you vote when you are in prison? It would explain why they are bringing out as many laws as they can crack off while letting the dole scrounging criminal chavvy fraternity that seems to be the bedrock of their voters.
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Re: Brilliant Prison Plan
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 10:21:32 AM »
Labour clearly has no intention of building new prisons to house these people ? the overcrowding? story has been in the news for years. So what is the agenda here?

Call it a hunch but can you vote when you are in prison? It would explain why they are bringing out as many laws as they can crack off while letting the dole scrounging criminal chavvy fraternity that seems to be the bedrock of their voters.
I think they can vote...  noooo:
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Re: Brilliant Prison Plan
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 12:53:30 PM »
Why not train the existing prisoners to do building skills? Then they could build more prisons! drumroll:
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2007, 12:58:29 PM »
Why not train the existing prisoners to do building skills? Then they could build more prisons! drumroll:
Human rights ? they?d demand compo if they missed and episode of Emerdale or broke a fingernail in the process?   ::)
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2007, 01:06:14 PM »
Oh. So we should just let them out then. OK. cry:
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2007, 01:08:43 PM »
Oh. So we should just let them out then. OK. cry:
Yes, exactly? Spend a zillion on the trial and legal fees (plus legal aid for the poor dears of course), process them and then immediately release them.  ::)
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2007, 01:09:13 PM »
Good plan! sad24:
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007, 01:09:37 PM »
Good plan! sad24:
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Re: Brilliant Prison Plan
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2007, 01:20:18 PM »
Labour clearly has no intention of building new prisons to house these people ? the overcrowding? story has been in the news for years. So what is the agenda here?

Call it a hunch but can you vote when you are in prison? It would explain why they are bringing out as many laws as they can crack off while letting the dole scrounging criminal chavvy fraternity that seems to be the bedrock of their voters.

I don't believe you can vote whilst serving a prison sentence but you can whilst on remand. There were some moves last year toward changing this so that all prisoners would be allowed a vote but I think, like many other initiatives, it was all hot air and promises.
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2007, 01:23:12 PM »
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Re: Brilliant Prison Plan
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2007, 01:25:04 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2007, 01:27:19 PM »
Especially from Wenchy. That's why we are meeting outdoors eeek:
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2007, 01:28:19 PM »
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Well that explains the mess in the Gents!
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Re: Brilliant Prison Plan
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2007, 01:28:40 PM »
Especially from Wenchy. That's why we are meeting outdoors eeek:
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