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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 08:59:18 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 08:57:16 AM
Why don't you try it on Heathrow security staff and see BM - a precedent has been set now  whistle:

They are Dick Heads of State after all.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2009, 09:00:19 AM »
I had my retinas scanned too.  eeek:

I expect the itching will stop and I'll be able to see again soon...  sad24:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2009, 09:12:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:00:19 AM
I had my retinas scanned too.  eeek:

I expect the itching will stop and I'll be able to see again soon...  sad24:

You came over for corrective surgery really didn't you - fess up  lol:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 09:14:08 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 09:12:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:00:19 AM
I had my retinas scanned too.  eeek:

I expect the itching will stop and I'll be able to see again soon...  sad24:

You came over for corrective surgery really didn't you - fess up  lol:

He now has two fish-eye lenses.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 09:15:34 AM »
I got threatened with arrest at Nice airport 2 years ago for DARING  scared2: to question why I was singled out for interegation and frisking amongst the other 150 passengers.
I don't think mentioning the words 'officious over the top bastards' helped.

Mrs Growler gave me a bolloking too ffs! Banghead
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2009, 09:17:42 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 09:14:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 09:12:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:00:19 AM
I had my retinas scanned too.  eeek:

I expect the itching will stop and I'll be able to see again soon...  sad24:

You came over for corrective surgery really didn't you - fess up  lol:

He now has two fish-eye lenses.
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2009, 09:20:38 AM »
How can you be on your puter and be at the airport at the same time btw? Thought you needed a blower line like?  confused:
Bloody long lead! lol:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2009, 09:22:09 AM »
Some airports allow you to hook up to wireless or use one of their computers for a fee.

Of course if he had an iphone he could have hooked up using the 3G network.  cloud9:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2009, 09:35:23 AM »
FFS  Banghead

I'm at home like!  ::)
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2009, 09:43:48 AM »
But the question and answer are still valid!
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2009, 09:45:19 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 09:43:48 AM
But the question and answer are still valid!
noooo:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2009, 09:50:00 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:35:23 AM
FFS  Banghead

I'm at home like!  ::)

Sorry. Must go to specsavers. Thought you were at Heathrow.  ::)

Oh, and DON'T bite my 'kin 'ed off either. I'm generally speaking in a pretty rancid mood. Angry9:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2009, 09:51:36 AM »
Who's at Heathrow?
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2009, 09:51:58 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 16, 2009, 09:50:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:35:23 AM
FFS  Banghead

I'm at home like!  ::)

Sorry. Must go to specsavers. Thought you were at Heathrow.  ::)

Oh, and DON'T bite my 'kin 'ed off either. I'm generally speaking in a pretty rancid mood. Angry9:
I was at Heathrow... but now I'm at home like see...?

That is how I managed to quaff four bottles of collapso on the plane... on the way home like...  noooo:

Honestly, I'll have to draw pictures....
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2009, 09:52:24 AM »
This is a very confusing thread  noooo:
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