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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2009, 09:54:04 AM »
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FFS  Banghead

I'm at home like!  ::)

Sorry. Must go to specsavers. Thought you were at Heathrow.  ::)

Oh, and DON'T bite my 'kin 'ed off either. I'm generally speaking in a pretty rancid mood. Angry9:
I was at Heathrow... but now I'm at home like see...?

That is how I managed to quaff four bottles of collapso on the plane... on the way home like...  noooo:

Honestly, I'll have to draw pictures....

So did you get diverted to Heathrow then?
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2009, 09:55:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:35:23 AM
FFS  Banghead

I'm at home like!  ::)


How do you know?  You can't see! 8)
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2009, 09:56:23 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2009, 09:52:24 AM
This is a very confusing thread  noooo:

Not just 'ere. LIFE is confusing....and generally rancid at the moment.....most of the time...virtually always...but particulary at the moment. evil:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2009, 10:01:51 AM »
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My projector will be here soon...  whistle:

We are still in discussions about that  evil:

Ah but Old Baldy hasn't specified how many pieces it would be in Miss D....  whistle:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2009, 10:02:17 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 09:54:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:51:58 AM
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Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:35:23 AM
FFS  Banghead

I'm at home like!  ::)

Sorry. Must go to specsavers. Thought you were at Heathrow.  ::)

Oh, and DON'T bite my 'kin 'ed off either. I'm generally speaking in a pretty rancid mood. Angry9:
I was at Heathrow... but now I'm at home like see...?

That is how I managed to quaff four bottles of collapso on the plane... on the way home like...  noooo:

Honestly, I'll have to draw pictures....

So did you get diverted to Heathrow then?
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2009, 10:04:52 AM »
Take that as  a 'presumably not' then ey?  rubschin:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2009, 06:30:33 PM »
Mrs Nick calls to inform me that she was searched leaving Libya and had her (plastic) hairbrush confiscated as a potential weapon. She had her bag of underwear carefully searched by some A-rab. SHe has now been searched for explosives at Heathrow.

I suppose they think she looks suspicious  rubschin:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2009, 07:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2009, 06:30:33 PM
She had her bag of underwear carefully searched

What, the entire bag?

That must have taken quite a while.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2009, 07:08:27 PM »
I think some of her nether garments may contain metal  scared2:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2009, 07:12:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2009, 06:30:33 PM
Mrs Nick calls to inform me that she was searched leaving Libya and had her (plastic) hairbrush confiscated as a potential weapon.

hairbrushes are lethal weapons  eeek:

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2009, 07:21:12 PM »
In the right hands almost anything is a potential weapon. Take, for example, Mrs Nick's fine collection of saucepans.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2009, 07:25:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2009, 07:21:12 PM
In the right hands almost anything is a potential weapon. Take, for example, Mrs Nick's fine collection of saucepans.

 eeek: I thought that was The Boy's drum kit.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2009, 09:39:51 AM »
She might have taken longer to get through security if she hadn't left all her keys (house, car, work, the lot) in Libya  noooo:


She might, on the other hand, have been a bit quicker if she hadn't brought back a case containing a dead snake and a dead scorpion as a present for The Boy  whacky115
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2009, 10:25:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2009, 09:39:51 AM
She might, on the other hand, have been a bit quicker if she hadn't brought back a case containing a dead snake and a dead scorpion as a present for The Boy  whacky115

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

What on earth did she bring you back  rubschin:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2009, 10:26:49 AM »
A cold shoulder I imagine.
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