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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2009, 10:35:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2009, 07:21:12 PM
In my hands almost anything is a potentially dangerous implement. Take, for example, Mrs Nick's fine collection of saucepans.

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2009, 11:18:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2009, 10:25:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2009, 09:39:51 AM
She might, on the other hand, have been a bit quicker if she hadn't brought back a case containing a dead snake and a dead scorpion as a present for The Boy  whacky115

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

What on earth did she bring you back  rubschin:

a rug  surrender:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2009, 11:20:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2009, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2009, 10:25:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2009, 09:39:51 AM
She might, on the other hand, have been a bit quicker if she hadn't brought back a case containing a dead snake and a dead scorpion as a present for The Boy  whacky115

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

What on earth did she bring you back  rubschin:

a rug  surrender:


She forgot all her keys but brought you back a rug  eeek:

You are not married to Johnny English are you?

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2009, 11:21:51 AM »
It is a very small rug
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2009, 11:22:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2009, 11:21:51 AM
It is a very small rug

Well you only have a small bald patch ~ at the moment  whistle:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2009, 11:32:22 AM »
A prayer mat?
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2009, 11:33:57 AM »
I suppose it is about that size, yes.  rubschin:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #52 on: March 19, 2009, 11:49:59 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 19, 2009, 11:32:22 AM
A prayer mat?

Well Nick needs all the help he can get...  whistle:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #53 on: March 19, 2009, 12:44:58 PM »
Given the nature of the staff in the security bit at Heathrow this thread is bizarrely back on topic...  noooo:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2009, 12:46:04 PM »
One of the guys confiscated some rancid water (mixed with milk) form Mrs Nick which she had in her handbag. He told her she was 'naughty'  eeek:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #55 on: March 19, 2009, 12:50:34 PM »
'naughty'?

odd more likely.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #56 on: March 19, 2009, 12:51:34 PM »
He tried to make her drink it to prove it was safe. SHe refused on the grounds it was sour. That was when they tested it as a possible explosive. She said everyone was looking at her  redface:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2009, 12:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2009, 12:51:34 PM
He tried to make her drink it to prove it was safe. SHe refused on the grounds it was sour. That was when they tested it as a possible explosive. She said everyone was looking at her  redface:

and backing away slowly?
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2009, 12:53:22 PM »
She ought to be used to that  rubschin:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2009, 12:56:13 PM »
Why on earth was she carrying about rancid milk?  eeek:
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