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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2009, 03:01:01 PM »
She's probably too clever to watch those programmes  shrugs:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2009, 03:06:32 PM »
We should be in awe of someone so exulted that she finds all such matters beneath her but somehow I can't help feeling she is just plain ditzy!
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2009, 03:24:12 PM »
Well in LIbya the 4 separate X ray machines, the body search and the over enthusiastic search of her underwear collection failed to reveal it. ANd it was in her handbag, after all. Some of the contents of that have fossilised  ::)
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #78 on: March 19, 2009, 04:15:12 PM »
Sorry ~ not our my place to criticise your lovely wife. I'm sure the poor woman has a lot to put up with.




BTW Don't let The Boy forget it is Mother's Day on Sunday.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2009, 04:17:04 PM »
OMG ...I forgot  redface:

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2009, 04:37:02 PM »
How can you forget there have been signs everywhere for WEEKS!  eeek:

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2009, 04:39:08 PM »
 redface:

I have been really busy honest (hangs head in shame)

I knew it was soon - I just didn't know it was this weekend  noooo:

I still think it's February  shrugs:

I have now ordered flowers off t'internet and will send card on way home tonight. Saved by the hairs on my chinny chiin chin  whistle:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #82 on: March 19, 2009, 04:40:42 PM »
http://www.biscuiteers.com/

Change to the normal flowers/chocolates.

They do shoe ones Snoops.  ;)

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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2009, 04:52:07 PM »
She isn't my mother ~ the children like to buy her huge quantities of Daffs. This will be done on Saturday whilst she is at college and they will, as usual, be hidden in a bucket of water in the garage, which is full of  char062 ensuring she will not enter. On Sunday the children will produce their hand made cards (already made today and hidden in my office) along with the daffs, which will drip all over her duvet, whilst I struggle up the stairs with a breakfast tray for her that "they" have prepared.

It's a sort of heirloom tradition here.

Frankly no longer having a Mum I hate every minute of it but one has to put on a brave face for the children because they don't even notice I don't have a Mother anymore ~ I was, presumably, born a father.  ::)
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #84 on: March 19, 2009, 05:08:18 PM »
I'm going to a trade show on Sunday; I'm hoping, it being Mother's Day, it will be deserted  whistle:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2009, 08:05:23 PM »
The Brat is at her dads  - I'm going to turn the phone off and have a gorgeous lie in  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #86 on: March 20, 2009, 03:22:37 PM »
The Brat is at her dads  - I'm going to turn the phone off and have a gorgeous lie in  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Not forgetting that the clocks go forward on Saturday night/Sunday morning, so we lose an hour !! evil:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #87 on: March 20, 2009, 03:27:23 PM »
I had forgot that - bugger  evil:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #88 on: March 20, 2009, 03:33:01 PM »
Bugger 'n all!  evil:

I have to take LL to the airport at 2am Sunday morning.... so that means I'll have to get there at... um, er....  Shrugs:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #89 on: March 20, 2009, 03:34:24 PM »
If the time has been given to you by the airline stick to it ~ they will have made allowance. The clocks change officially at 2am anyway.


Altenatively ~ Drop her off at midnight and go home to bed. She'll find plenty to do whilst she waits.
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