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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #90 on: March 20, 2009, 03:35:23 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 03:34:24 PM
If the time has been given to you by the airline stick to it ~ they will have made allowance. The clocks change officially at 2am anyway.
So that'll be three am or um, one am... in old money like...?  Shrugs:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #91 on: March 20, 2009, 03:36:20 PM »
Just ask LL - she will know  lol:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #92 on: March 20, 2009, 03:38:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
Just ask LL - she will know  lol:
doh: It was obvious wasn't it...?  redface:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #93 on: November 09, 2009, 09:52:21 AM »
Well, all packed up and ready to head off to Heathrow for ritual humiliation at the hands of the security staff...  evil:

I'm curious tho...  rubschin:

In order to get into the visitors gallery at the HoC last week we had to go through extremely tight airport-style security. Empty your pockets and all baggage onto the conveyor and through the X-Ray machine. Then walk through the body scanner, then a body search...

BUT I didn't have to take off my belt or my shoes as will be demanded at Heathrow this morning...

Why is that then eh? EH?  evil:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #94 on: November 09, 2009, 10:07:21 AM »
The HoC isn't an airborne pressurised tin can. Prolly.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #95 on: November 09, 2009, 10:10:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 09, 2009, 09:52:21 AM
Well, all packed up and ready to head off to Heathrow for ritual humiliation at the hands of the security staff...  evil:

I'm curious tho...  rubschin:

In order to get into the visitors gallery at the HoC last week we had to go through extremely tight airport-style security. Empty your pockets and all baggage onto the conveyor and through the X-Ray machine. Then walk through the body scanner, then a body search...

BUT I didn't have to take off my belt or my shoes as will be demanded at Heathrow this morning...

Why is that then eh? EH?  evil:

Even if you have feet as big as mine ( eyes:) you could not put in enough explosives to bring the HoC down from 40,000 feet by blowing a hole in the side.

As for the belt, they have latched onto the ?250 to be made from 'You've been framed' with ex-pats trousers falling round their ankles.
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #96 on: November 09, 2009, 10:16:27 AM »
 rubschin:

Good points well made...
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #97 on: November 09, 2009, 12:26:11 PM »
Freaking bastard jobsworths!  cussing:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #98 on: November 09, 2009, 12:31:14 PM »
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #99 on: November 09, 2009, 12:32:24 PM »
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
« Reply #100 on: November 09, 2009, 12:47:42 PM »
 evil:
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Re: Heathrow Airport Security #397
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