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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 10:48:27 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2009, 10:49:15 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like...  whistle:
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2009, 10:50:35 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like...  whistle:

Corrected for you BM.  point:
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 10:51:04 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like...  whistle:

Corrected for you BM.  point:
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 10:53:37 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like...  whistle:

Corrected for you BM.  point:
evil:

Do they have showers in the tower of London, just so that you can practice, nothing like keeping your hand in, as it were. ;)
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2009, 10:54:48 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have been gubbed permanently... Now I've finished the demolition like...  whistle:

Corrected for you BM.  point:
evil:

Do they have showers in the tower of London, just so that you can practice, nothing like keeping your hand in, as it were. ;)
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2009, 10:58:54 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like...  whistle:

That's what you think, you mark my words by this time next year you will be dusting it off.  That is not a euphemism.















Prolly best to ask Nick to order the paint from Tesco, at least you won't run out half way through the job.....
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2009, 11:01:13 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like...  whistle:

That's what you think, you mark my words by this time next year you will be dusting it off.  That is not a euphemism.
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2009, 11:04:11 AM »
Prolly best to ask Nick to order the paint from Tesco, at least you won't run out half way through the job.....

Not sure using mayonnaise to paint the walls would be a good idea though...  whistle:
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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2009, 11:11:47 AM »
Prolly best to ask Nick to order the paint from Tesco, at least you won't run out half way through the job.....

Not sure using mayonnaise to paint the walls would be a good idea though...  whistle:

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Re: Splatter factors
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2009, 11:13:20 AM »
Still, now you have a defunct, exploding coffee grinder and a defunct, exploding liquidiser there is no danger whatsoever that you could mix up the lids and fit the wrong one, causing them to explode.  whistle:

Neither are defunct, they are just resting between jobs. evil:

Like BM's paintpod.  whistle:
The PaintPod may have retired permanently... Now I've finished the painting like...  whistle:

That's what you think, you mark my words by this time next year you will be dusting it off.  That is not a euphemism.
It never used to be, but it is now.

Ahh the joys of an evolving language. eyes:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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