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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 04:15:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:14:25 PM
He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something  scared2:

Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2009, 04:16:23 PM »
 scared2:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2009, 04:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 16, 2009, 04:15:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:14:25 PM
He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something  scared2:

Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...


Quorn I'm sure.  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 04:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:17:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 16, 2009, 04:15:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:14:25 PM
He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something  scared2:

Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...


Quorn I'm sure.  noooo:

Porn I'm sure. noooo:  it's the meaty version of Quorn, or so I am led to believe.
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 07:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
I don't normally get those  whistle:

However the Alliance and Leicester have been very persistent in asking me to log into my non existent account for some time now  noooo:

Me neither. Wonder if they know summat I don't?  confused:

I've, apparently, got bank accounts to log onto to ammend my security details with Alliance and Leicester, Barclays, HBOS, Abbey and Lloyds.
Wondered where I stached all my self employment millions that I've alledgedly got according to my customers. ::)
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2009, 07:53:35 PM »
You do wonder how many muppets actually fall for this.

The sad thing is there must be some  noooo:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2009, 07:57:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 03:02:44 PM
Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
? Is that male eqivalent of the gspot?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2009, 08:07:48 PM »
No - this actually does exist  lol:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2009, 08:46:05 AM »
Just read today's spam folder crap, and me Abbey account has been locked this morning! sad32:

Strange as I don't actually do online banking. lol:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2009, 09:13:39 AM »
Just accessed my work emails - lots of crap in  German this morning . Shrugs:

I have enough trouble  with understanding English  noooo:

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2009, 09:23:53 AM »
I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2009, 09:27:35 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 17, 2009, 09:23:53 AM
I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.

"Are you now, or have you every been, a user of antivirus software?"

Sorry, that was McCarthy antivirus.  redface:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2009, 09:29:39 AM »
 happy001 happy001
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2009, 09:30:25 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 09:27:35 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 17, 2009, 09:23:53 AM
I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.

"Are you now, or have you every been, a user of antivirus software?"

Sorry, that was McCarthy antivirus.  redface:

You've had your 8 hours haven't you  8)
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2009, 10:14:16 AM »
Having said I seldom get spam since moving to Thunderbird I was told this morning that my credit cards (note the S) with the Bank of Montreal have been suspended as they may have been fraudulently used by a third party and would I please email my details in order for my cards to be reinstated.

 eeek: I didn't even know Montreal had a bank.
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