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Re: SPAM
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2009, 11:12:03 AM »
I appear to have a new friend this morning ...  noooo:

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GOOD DAY
MY Name is madam laran mendoza from philippine.My husband was in the
cabinet of formal President, Joseph Estrada before he was poision and
died.
I inherited a total sum of 12.3 million dollars from mylate husband,
this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a
security andfinance company in abroad.
i will give you more details when i hear from you
madam laran
N.B.
1 I will like this transaction to be very confidential.
2 you have to send me your direct phone and fax number


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Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2009, 11:21:11 AM »
It's your lucky day!
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2009, 11:45:17 AM »
 noooo:
Never trust a woman with a metallic box.
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2009, 03:06:10 PM »
Spoke too soon. Now here is an offer

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Do you sometimes envy young boys who can easily satisfy girls five or more times? You are good in bed too, but nothing can substitute youth. Nothing? There is one method to compensate any age and make your girls really exhausted. Buy our solution now and get it much cheaper!

    http://diet.drooljust.com

Five? eeek:

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2009, 03:13:41 PM »
Is that all?  ..............  Youngsters today ~ No stamina.  noooo:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 03:14:38 PM »
I quite agree  happy088
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 03:17:42 PM »
Thirded!  whistle:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2009, 03:18:40 PM »
He is a card  noooo:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2009, 03:20:18 PM »
Ace or Joker?
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« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2009, 03:29:13 PM »
Ace...  eyes:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2009, 04:10:13 PM »
I can hardly raise myself to do this. It is too cruel  noooo:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2009, 06:05:34 PM »
noooo:
Never trust a woman with a metallic box.

Even if she does have a golden triangle

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Re: SPAM
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2009, 06:37:24 PM »
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Do you sometimes envy young boys who can easily satisfy girls five or more times? You are good in bed too, but nothing can substitute youth. Nothing? There is one method to compensate any age and make your girls really exhausted. Buy our solution now and get it much cheaper!

http://diet.drooljust.com

Is that all?  ..............  Youngsters today ~ No stamina.  noooo:

I quite agree  happy088

Thirded!  whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

I see the 3 stooges have reformed

ohh my sides hurt so much

Thank you boys  lol:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2009, 06:41:12 PM »
I am surrounded by idiots  evil:
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2014, 07:00:03 PM »
Found this in my junk mail folder today  lol:

Quote from: Scam artist who should be writing for Hollywood
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
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