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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #120 on: March 20, 2009, 08:11:44 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 06:47:16 PM
He's not telling you about the 360 degree rotational webcams, the audio feed from Radio Limassol (innit), the mini plasma screen link to the home cinema, state of the art Dyson drying vents and the varied dispensers of shampoo, conditioner, body lotion, goat lotion, prophylactics, enemas, nail cremes, nail files, pumice stones and sachets of Japanese green tea....

Well he wouldn't, would he.
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #121 on: March 20, 2009, 08:13:01 PM »
It hasn't even got any fooking water in it yet!
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #122 on: March 20, 2009, 09:18:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2009, 08:13:01 PM
It hasn't even got any fooking water in it yet!
Well it isn't finished is it... innit like...?
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #123 on: March 21, 2009, 09:06:33 AM »
The bits. All neatly unpacked like...



The space.



Ready to go.



Much coughing and spluttering later...



Hole and pipe all neatly prepared...



New tray, all ready to go in like...


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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #124 on: March 21, 2009, 09:09:20 AM »
I think you actually enjoy abuse  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #125 on: March 21, 2009, 09:09:37 AM »


Clearly a lot of filler will be needed to cover up those "errors".

I rephrase my original question ~ why are you plainly not fitting this new shower where the old one, that you told us you had taken out, used to be?
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #126 on: March 21, 2009, 10:25:20 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 09:09:37 AM


Clearly a lot of filler will be needed to cover up those "errors".

I rephrase my original question ~ why are you plainly not fitting this new shower where the old one, that you told us you had taken out, used to be?
Ah, I'd forgotten your question Hound...

The old shower was a stand-alone 'cubicle' shower with a steam generator and other useless paraphernalia built in... It was shite so I took it to bits and dumped it up the tip...

Unfortunately, because it was free-standing (you could literally move it around the room) the drain pipe in ther floor didn't match up with any other shower tray on the planet... OK?

Another 'feature' of the cubicle shower you will note is that the taps are just a few inches from the floor - another obstacle that I will seamlessly overcome...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #127 on: March 21, 2009, 11:08:52 AM »
No ~ those are not taps ~ they are water inlet pipes ~ the intention is that you connect other pipes to them and the result is that you can transport water to whatever height your water pressure will allow. I have yet to meet a property where the water doesn't enter at ground level.

FFS this project is doomed from the start.
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #128 on: March 21, 2009, 11:16:16 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 11:08:52 AM
No ~ those are not taps ~ they are water inlet pipes ~ the intention is that you connect other pipes to them and the result is that you can transport water to whatever height your water pressure will allow. I have yet to meet a property where the water doesn't enter at ground level.

FFS this project is doomed from the start.
Oh gawd...  ::)

I think you'll find the 'water inlet pipes' have taps on them... or perhaps they are water regulator valves or some such...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #129 on: March 21, 2009, 11:20:09 AM »
Have you ever fitted a shower before? ~ I have, three in fact, in different properties obviously whistle:

I know what you are going to encounter  point:
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #130 on: March 21, 2009, 11:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 11:20:09 AM
Have you ever fitted a shower before? ~ I have, three in fact, in different properties obviously whistle:

I know what you are going to encounter  point:
We'll see...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #131 on: March 21, 2009, 11:35:27 AM »
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #132 on: March 23, 2009, 09:01:36 AM »
Another day, another disaster  noooo:
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #133 on: March 23, 2009, 09:14:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2009, 09:01:36 AM
Another day, another disaster  noooo:

Barry Bucknall has a great deal to answer for.  ::)
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Re: The All New Operation Shower Thread - With Pictures
« Reply #134 on: March 23, 2009, 09:30:38 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 23, 2009, 09:14:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2009, 09:01:36 AM
Another day, another disaster  noooo:

Barry Bucknall has a great deal to answer for.  ::)

So does Barry Bucknell.  whistle:


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