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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2009, 11:45:40 AM »
Iz fooked mizzus ~ stop werk and preserve your inner karma
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2009, 11:48:09 AM »
Ok - I have now been trying to use this decommissioned piece of space junk for the past 45 minutes. Been blue screened twice now  evil:

I don't think I am going to get very far today  noooo:


Take the rest of the day off... you'll only lose something important at some point...  noooo:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2009, 11:50:11 AM »
Thanks boss  lol:

Could you write me a note for tomorrow to explain why I haven't done my homework please  scared2:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2009, 11:52:42 AM »
No note needed ~ just take in the fooked machine and BLAME THEM for providing dodgy if not downright dangerous tools.
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2009, 12:56:52 PM »
It will be my fault somehow - it is always user error according to them  eveilgrin:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2009, 01:16:27 PM »
The battery thing sometimes works on Mr Wench's laptop too. So give that a go. Failing that defragmenting the disc seems to sort it out for another few months.

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2009, 10:20:22 AM »
And the word is?

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2009, 10:28:21 AM »
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2009, 10:30:45 AM »
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2009, 10:32:11 AM »
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:

And lapdog is in dustbin?

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2009, 10:39:22 AM »
Lapdog is being used as a coaster at the moment  8)
« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 10:49:10 AM by Miss Demeanor »
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2009, 10:45:48 AM »
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:

Watch out for the hourly charge or part thereof  ;)

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2009, 10:48:43 AM »
Well I managed to get both reports done and still be able to work at home today  angel1

Didn't do it on my work laptop though - bastard thing  evil:

I had some technical support and assistance from a certain bread maker on here to make my own pc compatible with historic versions of MS office and therefore could complete on my own puter.

Apparently I will be receiving an invoice though   lol:

Watch out for the hourly charge or part thereof  ;)

Wise words Uncle... in reality tho it was the small print relating to 'Triple time outside of normal working hours' and 'Weekend bonus payments' that she should have been paying attention to....  whistle:
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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2009, 10:49:47 AM »
You'll be paid in goats.

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Re: Physical memory dump
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2009, 10:52:03 AM »
Wise words Uncle... in reality tho it was the small print relating to 'Triple time outside of normal working hours' and 'Weekend bonus payments' that she should have been paying attention to....  whistle:

Triple time and frickin bonus payments - have you worked at RBS previously  rubschin:

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