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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2009, 06:34:36 PM »
Networking is one thing - asking then to do something is completely another  noooo:
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2009, 06:35:43 PM »
You get further with a kind word and a sharp axe than you do a kind word Miss D.  eyes:
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2009, 06:35:52 PM »
Call the old bill every time it goes off. They will soon get it sorted if only to shut you up.
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2009, 06:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:35:52 PM
Call the old bill every time it goes off. They will soon get it sorted if only to shut you up.

Only if I can say the alarm is completely stoned , has a knife and a gun and is in the middle of a ten person fight. This is Sarf London  scared2:
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2009, 06:39:49 PM »
Intruder alarm going off = Crime in progress. Those are the magic words in Sarf London and everywhere else.

Dial 999 and say "I want to report a crime in progress". They have to respond. whistle:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2009, 06:41:45 PM »
Been there , done it .....got the 'No Response' T shirt
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2009, 06:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 06:41:45 PM
Been there , done it .....got the 'No Response' T shirt
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2009, 06:53:18 PM »
If you can get contact details for the building manager somehow then you can always have fun ringing him up each and every time the damn thing goes off. Wait and see how fast its fixed then.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2009, 07:53:56 PM »
As I understand it they have had an engineer out today. This from one of the neighbours who is home all day and doesn't miss a thing  noooo:
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2009, 10:11:54 AM »
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 10:15:59 AM »
Now that t-shirt gets a response.  eeek:
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Re: Burglar Alarms
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 10:34:02 AM »
I will wear it with pride then  ;D
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