Fire Drills

[Bar Wench]

Does murder count?

I don't think the incarcerated pay council tax.

[Nick]

Sounds appealing 

[Miss Demeanour]

Or get a divorce, I get a 50% reduction for single adult occupancy.

I only get 25% reduction for the same thing - that' s sooooo not fair 

[Uncle Mort]

ooops! so do I.

[Miss Demeanour]

Well that's alright then 

I'll stop having my hissy fit now 

[Pastis]

I got about 5 secs into my hissy fit when reading that... 25% off here too

[Grumpmeister]

Did anybody see that Horizon programme last week about surviving a disaster...?

Dumbed down as usual but the interesting things was that almost all employees of Merrill Lynch (who held regular fire drills) survived the twin towers disaster...

Those in companies that didn't faffed around, collected their fags, telephoned their mates on other floors to find out what was going on perished... 

If memory serves me correctly the guy in charge of security for the Merril Lynch mob was a guy from Cornwall who had gained American citizenship after military service and was convinced that the towers would be hit by terrorists again so wanted everyone prepared.