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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2009, 03:44:19 PM »
BM has Marigolds and OMO. You are in luck
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2009, 03:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 03:31:34 PM
Quote from: tel on March 24, 2009, 02:55:13 PM
Going via Gatwick - I know someone who works on the security set-up there.  razz:

I am  eeek:

Is this good news or bad news for me  rubschin:

Bad news. DO NOT GIVE OUT FLIGHT DETAILS!!!!

Those sniffer dogs can be trained.  noooo:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2009, 03:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:44:19 PM
BM has Marigolds and OMO. You are in luck

Not at Gatwick he doesn't  whistle:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2009, 03:45:56 PM »
He has contacts in Cyprus  noooo:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2009, 03:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:45:56 PM
He has contacts in Cyprus  noooo:

Is the sun too strong for him there then  lol:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2009, 03:47:37 PM »
I can see you will outwit the old goat  ;D
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2009, 03:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 24, 2009, 03:45:56 PM
He has contacts in Cyprus  noooo:
Of course I do...  ::)

How else would she get through customs carrying all of my stuff...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2009, 05:25:34 PM »
If he does get too much Miss D you can always borrow a couple of bricks from the building site down the road and perform the painless Cypriot goat gelding technique on him.

I have it on great authority it doesnt hurt at all........








..........unless you catch your thumbs between the bricks.  whistle:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2009, 05:58:49 PM »
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2009, 06:01:39 PM »
I have a couple of these spare... 130 decibel alarm and a blinding torch  eveilgrin:



We appear to have run out of the pink ones  redface:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2009, 06:15:38 PM »
I never move out of the house without one. Still haven't attracted any "unwanted attention" tho'  noooo:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2009, 06:18:07 PM »
 happy100

I'd imagine a loud whistle would cause you great distress though  lol:

that's why I whisper  ;)
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2009, 11:09:44 PM »
Don't forget the 'Avon So Soft' for the mozzies, like cloud9:
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2009, 11:12:32 PM »
In the green bottle, like
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Re: The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2009, 08:55:24 AM »
 Shrugs:

Does anyone know what he's on about it ???
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