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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2009, 06:29:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
This site reckons the microwave does not ripen the avocado but will soften it by cooking it

http://www.avocado.org/

Avocado dot org  eeek:  Oh my, the wonders of t'interweb.


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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2009, 06:30:36 PM »
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2009, 06:32:03 PM »
Indeed ~ It's a site for Californian Avocado Farmers believe it or not. Some good recipes tho'.
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2009, 06:59:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:32:03 PM
Indeed ~ It's a site for Californian Avocado Farmers believe it or not. Some good recipes tho'.

Bookmarked, ta.  8)

Fie to the avocado haters  evil:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2009, 07:01:11 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:32:03 PM
Indeed ~ It's a site for Californian Avocado Farmers believe it or not. Some good recipes tho'.

Bookmarked, ta.  8)

Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

Double fie and fie again I say. God made few finer fruits.
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2009, 07:01:57 PM »
sick perverts...  noooo:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2009, 07:02:58 PM »
 whistle:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2009, 07:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2009, 07:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 07:03:30 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)

All hail the Guacamole Freedom Fighters!  worthy:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2009, 07:13:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 07:03:30 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)

So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2009, 07:15:38 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 07:03:30 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)

So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)
Nooooo....  noooo:

All avocados are evil and deserve only the waste disposal unit as their final destination...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2009, 07:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)

I will have you know that the Guacamole Freedom Fighters is a very well run and highly organised elite unit. We have a specialist undercover immigration division that is deployed in the act of returning all Avocado's to where they rightfully belong.

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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2009, 07:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Batter it with a baseball bat in the dark with a bag over it's head....

oops sorry crossed threads again  lol:

Surely that should be included in the what does Miss D need to pack thread.  whistle:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2009, 07:23:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 24, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)

I will have you know that the Guacamole Freedom Fighters is a very well run and highly organised elite unit. We have a specialist undercover immigration division that is deployed in the act of returning all Avocado's to where they rightfully belong.



Between two slices of bread along with some chicken and mayo.  cloud9:
OR
In a Ciabatta roll with Bacon and brie  cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: Ripening Avocados
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2009, 07:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 07:23:46 PM
Between two slices of bread along with some chicken and mayo.  cloud9:
OR
In a Ciabata roll with Bacon and brie  cloud9: cloud9:

Oh Snoopy Snoopy Snoopy  noooo:

You're a dog - you'll eat anything  lol:
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